^Yeah, it's just about impossible to lap the park on weekends unless you plan on hiking and even then, you will have to wait for the sixteen brain-children sitting infront of you to get stoked, aproach the rail in a steezy position, speed check right before the lip, fall down next to the takeoff and swear about the inrun until they decide to move and the cycle repeats itself.
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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)