BEST NEW YEARS STORY THREAD

i played video games with friends

i played balderdash (best game ever)

i went to my girlfriend's family party

i lit fireworks

i had fun

the end
 
how about the worst new years story?

called four different people, all of them said they'd call when they found a party.

two hours later and somehow no one's called. i go over to my boy's house and begin to drink with him.

one of my contacts calls, and says his parents are out.

we don't really like him, but he is rich. outrageously rich. and his house shows it.

we go there.

he tells us on the way there that although his parents aren't there at that moment, they're coming home at 2. gay.

we watch a movie because we can't do crazy shit in this rich kid's house like we planned because his parents are getting back.

the movie sucks.

i fall asleep in the middle.

we made up for it the next day though... figured as long as we had a shitty new years eve we might as well have one helluva new years day, so we started drinking at 3 and things were good.

 
should have fucked up rich boys house man, who cares my parents came home at 2 and we cleaned up in lik e5 min they had no idea.
 
was out in bc. figured everyone would be hungover the next morning so there would be no lift line...so i went to bed at 11. that night someone pulled the hotel fire alarm but i slept through it. woke up the next morning and didnt wait in a lineup all day!
 
went to some crazy party. my friend got totally wrecked and pretended he was a hummus fish, which dont even exist.
 
Hahaha bwned.

I chilled with some friends.

Made a fire, lit some fireworks, then played pool for about 4 hours.
 
pre-gamed at my friend's house

drove out to the sticks for a shitty party full of ugly high school girls, creepy guys, and two pregnant girls (That's how you know the party/people are sketch)

left shitty party and got lost in the sticks

drove back into town to another party

passed out at 3am.
 
went to some semi formal house party and got drunk. cops came, cops left. some kid puked on the cop car when the cops were inside. so funny. it was a good time to be had.
 
Went to go see girl at her friends house. Her friends mom came home and I had to sneak away.

walked toward grocery store and hobos begged me for money, Scared shitless I gave them the 25 bucks I had.

Called friend and he told me to bring some liquor, got caught, spent the night at home.

Step bro busts in the house with all of his gay little freshmen friends and bored out my mind I go out to the street to light fireworks with them.

Called girl I saw earlier and talk for half and hour and then went to bed.
 
thats soo impressive u cleanerd all that up. ur truly the man

and for newyears i burned, then drank then drank and burned soemmore. but not befor i got laid, then i went in the hot tub naked with 3 other guys and burned. then got laid again in this shitty bathroom, then felt liek shit made a mess int he kitchen and drove home at 5 and got laid again. i had quite the new year. bring on 2008
 
woke up late and went skiing

watched fireworks at the hill while sitting on a vending machine

came home and ate a shit load of food

played guitar hero for a few hours

went to bed

woke up today

went skiing in my woods, built a kicker and learned backflips
 
well i worked and made a few hundred dollars, and then went home and slept because my asshole friends, carson and keenan, did not call and let me know what they were doing and wouldnt pick up their phones. thanks guys, its like the 4th time in a row this has happened.
 
you pissed on my floor you fucking faggot. im seriously going to kick your ass. and dont call my bathroom shitty, you are a desrespectful fucking loser. and i really doubt you got laid once, and if you did thats fucking gross cause your "girlfriend" was vomiting all over my house. fuck you you skinny little bitch, learn to respect other peoples houses. i let ur fucking slamhog into my house and you still fucked it up. suck my cock.
 
i watched 60 year olds get drunk 2500 miles away from my home town and all my freinds and partys...
 
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