Best Movie Quotes

you got it man!!!

Oh, turban now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say 'Hey Jay, you want a slurpee? You wanna slurpee?' Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
 
"...then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life..."

american beauty

"i'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.."

zoolander
 
its actually

"silly little bitch your weapons cannot harm me... Dontcha know who the fuck i am? IM THE JUGGERNAUT BIITCH!"
 
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.

He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
 
"Dude... there is a beverage present"

"Hold up, Hold up, Everybody just calm the Fuck down. Who here just saw some tities?.... raise your hand if u just saw some tities."

if someone gets this one ima be proud

"Spearmint?... i'd rather have wintergreen."
 
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a place where the beer flows like wine, where the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano....i'm talkin about asssssssssspen.
 
HAHA, i got in shit for saying "dirka dirka, mohammed g-had" in class, my teacher was like "YOU THINK IM STUPID! I HEARD YOU CALL ME MOHAMMAD G-HAD!!!" i just laughed in her face :)
 
You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys.

What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Hey, what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."

 
-nobody makes me bleed my own blood. nobody!

-joanie loves chachie!!

-ummm... not as much as im worried about gretel! hey put that hansel and gretel thing in your report. i want people to know how funny i can be.

-handsomeness, beauty, incredibly chisled features... those are all things i hear everyday, and thats the kind of vanity that i'd like to steer clear of.

-the actual meaning of the origional greek word "model" meant mishapen ball of clay, and i try to relate to that every time i do a photoshoot.
 
From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?

Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
 
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

 
Lamar: Whats your crime

Jim: Sampeding cattle

Lamar: Thats not that bad

Jim: Through the vatican

Lamar: Hmm. Kinky
 
from the punisher:

"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God"

"God's going to sit this one out"

Yoda:

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering
 
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