Best Movie Quotes

"dont be a menace in south central while your drinking your juice in the hood"

- dont be a menace in south central while your drinking your juice in the hood"
 
The Dude: What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
 
it's 106 miles to chicago got a full tank of gas 1/2 pack of cigarettes it's dark and were wearing sunglasses.

hit it

bluse brothers gotta love it
 
Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!

Old lady - My fingers hurt.

Orderly - (softly) What's that?

Lady - My fingers hurt.

Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
 
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

All I got in life is my balls and my word and I don't break em for nobody.
 
the first 30 min of Full Metal Jacket

"do you suck dick?" "Bullshit you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose"

"your heart my belong to jesus, but your ass belongs to the corp"

"your so ugly you could be a modern art master piece"
 
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
 
'And I killed a man with a trident!'

'I've been meaning to talk to you about that brick, you may want to lay low for awhile'

"I'm in a glass box of emotions!"

"mkay punpkin"
 
grandma: can i get a warm glass of water, it helps me go to sleep.

ben stiller: how about a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! Now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep.

gotta love happy gilmore
 
classic: ezekiel 25-17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enequity of the sellfish and the tiranny of evil man. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who intend to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
 
"you are a smelly pirate hooker."

"would you like to come to the..pants..party? the pants party? party..pants..?"

"brick, are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?"

"that's it!"

"did ron tell you to do this?"

"no...yes."

"its quite the pungent smell..it stings the nostrils...in a good way."

"yep."

"brian, i'm going to be honest with you. that smells like pure gasoline."

"they've done studies, yoiu know. 60% of the time, it works every time."

"why dont you go back to your home on whore island?"

jesusss, i could quote that entire script, actually
 
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters...

Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?

The BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!
 
I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
 
FMJ:

"you climb like old people fuck"

"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you aint a steer so i guess that kinda narrows it down."

"Are you a peter puffer"
 
YES!!

i also like (i dunno if its really a quote, but the movie is badass)

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

~boondock saints
 
"We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep."

-The Tempest, William Shakespeare
 
"i'm talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, and beautiful women instinctivly flock like the salmon of Capistrano"
 
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