Best movie lines

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im pretty bored so i wanna hear some funny lines from good movies..i like the line in dodgeball when the trainer in the wheelchair is like "is it necessary to drink my own urine?, no but its sterile, and i like the taste"
 
"You know what i love about high school girls? I get older and they stay the same age."

-Dazed and Confused

I suggest you watch it at least four times if you havent already.
 
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOW!!"

"You can trouble me for a nice warm glass of shut the hell up, now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep."

"Sonofabitch ball why didnt you just go home? Thats your home, are you too good for your home? Answer me! Sucky my white ass ball!"

"Being a golfer requires goofy pants and a fat ass"

"Well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody elses fingers hurt?"

"The price is wrong bitch!"

"You know it is about time. I just couldnt get the ball in the hole. I wanted to, but I just couldt do it."

 
Something about me not paying attention to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

-Dumb and Dumber
 
Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?

Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.

Pedro: Like what are my skills?

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
 
"If you betray us I'll rip your fucking balls off and stick 'em up your ass so the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls. Got it?"

Team America
 
"you might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool jesus"-lebowski

"i can deralick my own balls, thnk you very much"-zoolander
 
"big gulps eh? well, cyah"

"the lord tells me he get me out of this mess, but you, he's pretty sure you're fucked"

" i know, i know you can fight. But its our wits that make us men"

"every man dies, not every man really lives"
 
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