Best movie ever made...EVER!

A premature crack baby abandoned in an inner city dumpster embarks on a surreal journey through a landscape of urban decay in directors James Bickert and Randy Hills. Left for dead and doomed to die, the helpless child's chances for survival fade with each passing minute. The young infant's will to survive is strong though, and in the following days the struggling child encounters a series of bizarre characters ranging from an adulterous surgeon to a malevolent street pimp and a crack-smoking hooker whose motherly instincts offer a shimmering ray of hope in the child's bleak future.

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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO HARD! BAHHAHAHA! Just read the description! CRACK BABY!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!
 
A drug addict gives birth to a premature crack baby and abandons it in a dumpster. Helpless and left for dead, the dumpster baby begins a surreal journey as it encounters a wide array of bizarre characters, including an adulterous surgeon, a vicious street pimp, a mentally handicapped garbage man and a crack-addled hooker with a heart of gold. A modern grindhouse classic in the tradition of "Street Trash" and "Saw".
 
nope. best movie ever is probably monsturd. I havent seen it yet but its at the blockbuster near me. Its about a killer turd.
 
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