Best lawyer story of the year.



Charlotte, North Carolina:

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and

expensive cigars, then insured them against, among

other things,

fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile

of these great

cigars and without yet having made even his first

premium payment on

the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the

insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost

"in a series of

small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the

obvious reason, that

the man had consumed the cigars in the normal

fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the

insurance company that

the claim was frivolous.

The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held

a policy from the

company, which it had warranted that the cigars were

insurable and also

guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,

without defining what

is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was

obligated to pay the

claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal

process, the insurance

company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the

lawyer for his

loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance

company had him

arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the

previous case being

used against him, the lawyer was convicted of

intentionally burning his

insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in

jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner

in the recent

Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

 
Man thats how fucked up people are now. Stupid shit head trying to scam money. He's cleaver, but the insurance company is more cleaver.
 
haha that would suck the lawyer guy is jsut chillin at home all hapy that he won then bam he is geting bent over by a big black guy named toby
 
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The darwin awards are awesome.

There was this one of this guy in Texas who attempted to hold up a gun store with a cop crusier parked right out front.

I believe that the two cops inside the store and the clerk shot the guy, while the rest of the patrons all had their guns pulled. Dumbass.
 
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