Best knives for self defense

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Is that really necessary? Jesus.

You get the award for gnarliest pictures posted randomly. This and the Gif of that kid shooting himself in the head in regionals.
 
just get a good regular pocket knife about 4 inch that has a little knobby thingy by the base of the blade and get good at using your thumb to flick it open. just like a switch but legal
 
OP sounds like a prepubescent, wannabe tough boy. Clearly you havent thought this through and just wanted to make a thread, acting tough, talking about near muggings and the hard streets of Chicago (where you will be a fucking tourist) and slicing up homeboys to defend your family. And your little comment about how you "know its illegal" just makes you look even more like a tryin-to-be tommy tough nuts with your rebel-without-a-cause attitude toward the law. If you really didnt give a shit about how illegal it was, wouldnt it be prudent to carry a handgun instead of a fucking knife your 8th grade ass hasnt been trained on and doesn't know how to use? Good luck with your knives, Laura Croft.
 
Hey so a dude tried to mug me in Portland once. For every one of the campers headed to windells next year: bring a knife, you're definitely going to need it to fight of hoodlums.
 
No folding Daggar neck knive made by fakvien(sp) is one of the sharpest and most durable fighting knives. I think scandiavian pilots use them
 
what is this, west side story?

Odds are you'll hurt yourself more by bringing out a knife. And what the hell type of mugger goes after a full family on vacation? I'll answer...a stupid one. What's a stupid mugger more likely to do? Something stupid...like stabbing some kid who thought he was gonna be a hero.

But yea, I've heard that all those tourist sites are just a violence-haven, full of nothing but muggers, rapists, and murderers. So bring a sword and steed because you're gonna be crawling through piles of bodies by noon.
 
this sums it up. ive been living here my whole life never has my own safety been threatened from a mugger, burglar, etc.
 
OP you sound like the biggest deuchebag...jesus

and what the fuck mackey? i was not tryna see that shit. guarantee thats real...
 
granola bar AND wrapper?

my god.

the granola i can understand, but the wrapper... thats just mind blasting.
 
Well I don't know the rules in Illinois for carting a knife, and not sure how much you want to spend. I like my Spyderco Paramilitary 2 as an all around carry/self defense option
 
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I'm 17 years old, and this thread has been over for hours, why are you still trying to insult me? Are you that bored and need something better to do with your time?
 
This. That way if someone robs you, you can whip open your 3XL Ignant to reveal a hundred sticks of dynamite straped to your chest and then, well... The tables have turned, my friend.
 
Hey man, be careful saying that, the supercitizens of Chicago and NS will jump on your dick for saying that shit
 
3XL? That shit will barely be above your knees. You gotta get dat XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL so them gangstas know you aint fuckin around
 
"Motherfucker yeah I've shot a bazooka. Mattafact, I got one right under this here XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL so step off b'fo somebody needs to call a crane fo yo mattress, son."
 
Get a push dagger. I have collect knives for shuts and gigs. For real though if it's for strictly self defense you want a weapon for jabbing/thrusting not slashing like 95% of knives are designed for. Check em out you can pick em up cheap. Also butterfly knives are 90% show 10% effective. Unless you're quite skilled with one it is pointless.
 
OH FUCK YO!!

I bet with two you could take on the whole fuckin' candy aisle. No problem.

Your post does make me wonder though- What kind of milspec candy bars could the military have that we don't know about!?!?? Kevlar wrappers and shit?!? Who knows bro, who knows.
 
You just won the biggest-douchebag-over-the-last-24-hours award. Congratulations.

I can only laugh at people like you.
 
if you want to be able to cut off hands, arms, or maybe even heads, i can advice the khukuri ...

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just pulling this one out will most likely repel any attackers ...

however if you're looking for something a little easier to cover, a ww2 trenchknife is the shit ! i myself have an old M3 i bought in normandy and it's pretty badass!(very similar to the one listed by PJS. but in a metal scabbard) there's also a ww1/ww2 version with brass knuckles to give you better grip and to deliver devastating punches ...

personally if i had the room to carry a fixed blad for self defense i'd pick it over a folding or ejecting blade everyday....

also just a headsup if you need to ask NS about blade recommendations i don't think it's wise to bring a knife for self defense, you're better off to get robbed than to potentially get stabbed by your own knife or get shot when one of those hoodlums pulls a 9mm on you ... if you really want something for self defense get pepperspray or a tazer or something, atleast nothing that can seriously fuck up your own shit ....

 
Haha I don't know how I passed over this thread for so long. Big LOL at being afraid of Chicago. Bigger LOL at a 17 year old kid who thinks he's gonna scare off a mugger with a knife. Unfortunately, it will be not so big LOLs when he pulls his 2 inch blade on someone and gets shot 4 times in the chest...
 
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