Best jokes

[JibbaTheHutt]

hey guys i was just thinking man i dont know that many jokes to do with skiing the only one i could think of is

Q.whats the difference between god and a ski instuctor.

A. god dosen't think he is a ski instructor

put down your best preferably ski related jokes =)

 

[Gnams]

?? that did not make sense whatsoever

Plus there are many threads that are better

1st!!!

 

[anxju]

ski instructor thinks hes god....

and

whats a pirate's favorite ski?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRmadas

 

[anxju]

ooo ooo i got another one

whats short and ridiculous looking?

HH

 

[JeremyClarkson]

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

eight

one to screw it in

one to film it

and the other six to sit in a row smoking weed and making teradactyl noises