best jobs ever

b-ladd

Active member
pro skier (duh)

one of the guys from jackass

one of the guys on whos line is it anyway?

what do you think?

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fear makes it fun

'i took a look around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding'-unknown

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newscholers.com. giving YOU something to do.

 
pimp

Jigga say wha??

*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
 
owner of Enron

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
running a ski website and cheating the members out of their money by telling them to donate to help the sever costs, even though I get hosting and all for free.....

-Pat

WBP|films

SRMC

SFHNC

EMTAE
 
im surprised you all picked guys. i'd have to say the one from my last girlfriend. i tend to stay away from guys jobs'

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everyone is entitled to my opinion.

-Ayrton
 
DJing is pretty damn fun :-)

entertaining people and knowing that they are having fun because of you

but the office side of it isn't so fun.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
lottery winner

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
Musician. Not super rich and famous, but just enough so u make a comfortable living, but no one confronts u on the street (well, maybe a few times would be cool).

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
i want to be a massuse at a womens club, but a hot womens club, no fatties

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
oh come on.. why delte my response? that's fuckign horrible... I said nothing upsetting, mean, or anything, I simply made a joke.. it was unoffensive and in no way harmfull.. that is abosultly fucking ridiculous! I cannot say what I want becuae it will get deleted agian.. fuck you for deleting it.

-Pat

WBP|films

SRMC

SFHNC

EMTAE
 
Id be in a band similar to O.A.R. but Id make a little more money because I don't think O.A.R makes much.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
rockstar rolling stones style

secretive german banker

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
pro skier

wife of a multi-billionaire

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SRMC

SFHNC 0/2000

 
weed taster

**Official Ass Gaper of NS**

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
 
Uh, being a porn star would seriously suck... it takes all the fun out of sex. You really don't get to 'screw' any hot chicks... its all for the camera, all planned out and professional. Besides, do you think you could get it up in a room full of men and women, in front of rolling cameras? Nine out of ten guys can't.

My dream job: writing for Freeze, getting paid to ski and hang out with the coolest people at the coolest resorts all over the world, and then getting paid for using my creativity to write about it... and seeing my name in the magazine.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
besides any ok-paying job in the ski industry, being an oil boy at a SI swimsuit edition / maxim photoshoot would be chill.

Joel
 
um how about.... ceo of some huge company, work for 1 year get 60 some million then retire and live the rest of your life a freeman.

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plus, when you're a porn star, u usually have to start out in gay porn and build your name in the industry before u go to the females.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
kamikaze knows whats up, having a job with freeze or a similar skiing magazine would rule

motoXer198: chicks love to do neal

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black

 
ski bum

You look.....You look all camera man-y ...

^Derrick.... aka PunkPenguin876

If your walking with you friend, who is a tight rope walker, and he trips on the sidewalk, that is just UNEXCEPTABLE

ANARCHY FOR LIFE!

 
I kind of feel honored to have this thread revived. I did a double-take when I saw that I had created it. I was like 12 when I made this shit!
 
wow this thread is old. But I would have to say filming for poorboyz or level one would be pretty sick or a pro skiier. Or a ski patrol. or a pro surfer. Or just somone who makes alotta money doing what they love.
 
I dont think that when you wanna be a porn star you have to fuck dudes but yea not that fun the only people who say porn star are guys who havent been layed
 
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