Best job for a college student with some time off?

beer.

beer.

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I couldnt get a fuckin job all summer because this stupid coffee shop manager told me I was sure to get on there in late may and strung me along until the highschoolers got out, and then there were no jobs to be found.

but now people are back in high school, so its time to make some fuckin money! I got a job today at milwaukee frozen custard but I am quitting tomorrow, they made me work so hard for 7 bucks an hour, fuck that shit.

mostly I want a job where I dont have to work very much. pay isnt that important. my last 2 jobs were so easy I am totally spoiled when it comes to jobs.

here are my priorities in order of importance

1. easy work, preferably no boss breathing down your neck

2. good money. I could do data entry or other clerical type work, but its really boring, I'm afraid I might fall asleep

3. fun job. these are extremely rare

4. hot girls work there (must be 17 or over)

5. good discounts

6. prestige

anyone know a good job that fits my bill? I've found that coffee shops other than starbucks are pretty good for all those priorities.

I'm also looking for ways to be self-employed. I used to make great money mowing lawns, something like that might be good. I'd also be willing to take a class to learn a skill in order to make money.

any help would be appreciated. keep in mind that I consider hard work having to work 80 percent or more of the time I am on the clock. I like to sit down, chat, eat food, and smoke cigs. dont give me any shit about this either. my last job was at a coffee shop and I read this other employee's batman graphic novels most of the time. the job before that was at a ski and skate shop, where I just shopped for people basically.
 
you know I've always wondered how many lonely, rich housewives might pay for the company of a man my age. I dont know exactly how youd advertise that though.

so i need a better solution.
 
make flyers saying what you are doin in great detail then post em up all ovewr the suburbs rich houses and shit

"ladies are you lonely, your husband not quite doin it for ya. well the call *** **** and ask for jon doe adn ill be right over"

or something like that
 
do medical studies. there is a company in madison that will pay you like $4700 for 2 weeks of a study, plus a few outpaitent visits. all you usually have to be is a non-smoker, which could be faked for 2 weeks if you are, and you have a 50% chance that you get a placebo anyway.

 
yea especially if it's your parents car, you don't want to deliver in your own car it'll take a beating.
 
BEST BUY

1. all of my mangers are really chill

2. $10

3. pretty much just bullshit there with my freinds

4. lots and lots of hot girls

5. HUGE discount

6. #1 electronics store in the world... haha
 
When I was in university, I took a part time job as a computer lab technician at the school. I essentially had to load up printers when they ran out, troubleshoot very simple computer problems and count computer usage once an hour. It was unbelievably slack. I usually just surfed the net for the entire time I was at work. The pay was decent, the work was really easy and there were a ton of hot uni girls in and out all the time. We did have to wear IT support T-shirts which were really lame.
 
Yup, can be one of the best jobs to have while at school, but can be hard to get in you have no experience
 
well i work at campmor, which is a camping store. You really have to think of what you are into and try to find a job in the field. For me, I obviously like skiing, and i also like outdoorsy stuff. I didn't bother with any shops, but i got a job at this camping store near my house. So what are you interested in? Look into something in that field. But for my job.. it satisfies most of those things.

1. soooooooo easy except on saturdays when its busy. Normally i just stand around

2. okay, $8, i make like $225 a week working 33 hours

3. pretty fun, i talk about stuff i like and work with cool epople

4. hmmm about that...

5. 30% off just about everything that is normally already marked down

6. its a good camping store haha

 
Look for a job on campus, those are usually easy and convenient.

Or refereeing high school sports is always a good choice. Get in contact with the people who are in charge of refing and tell them you really want to do it, i bet they have a place for you somewhere
 
fuckin bread truck driver bitch. work from midnight to 8, make 20 buck an hour... getting paid to listen to music while you drive basically... oh, and mad hot drunk bitches
 
wow 20 bucks an hour to drive a truck? that would pwn. I think delivery is the job for me.
 
craigslist. seriously, have you ever read those postings? they're fucked up. you can get everything-literally, everything- on craigslist.

but Best Buy, Costco and delivery for a company like the latter are good jobs. a lot of my friends have them. Costco pays really well and Best Buy is supposedly pretty chill. Plus you get to drive forklifts if you're lucky.

as for the prestige part, there is no glory in working at Costco. But my friend Tyler somehow manages to fuck every traveling jewelry saleswoman when they come through, so thats a perk, i guess?
 
Go to craigslist and search for "promotional models." These are the people that give away free shit at events (sporting events, car shows, races, etc). Basically, you get paid $15+/hr to game on every hot girl you see. Oh, and everyone loves you because you have free shit to give them. I was just looking at the "what would you say to a hot girl" thread- how about- want a free t shirt... I'll trade it fo yo digits...
 
pizza boy...I go to school out here by sturgis (you know, the bike rally) and my buddy who is a pizza boy has gotten laid twice delivering....and always gets asked to come in and party....plus free pizza! you make a lot of friends that way...
 
my friend said this girl told him some guy used to pay her 2 grand a week to come over to his house, shit on a plate, and watch him eat it.
 
Yep. but the only drug i would deal is mj, and only if I grew it, otherwise it really isnt worth it. if youre just a middleman, yeah you smoke for free and make a little bit of money, but you can get fucked so bad.

i'll prob grow next semester and sell to 2nd circle friends. inner circle friends get it for free.
 
do what i do... DJ in clubs! the fucking tightest job ever

1. i am my own boss

2. Money depends on where you DJ. Private parties are like around $200 for a few hours, in clubs you can get $200-500 for the whole night.

3. Fun as hell, i just mix music and party all night (and most of the morning)

4. lots of hotties: girls that are at the club, go-go dancers, strippers, servers

5. fuck discounts.. everything is free! free drinks, free food, free entrance to afterparties, and i can get people in the event for free

6. Prestige: everyone likes a tight DJ

so pretty much to sum up... it's the best fucking job ever
 
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