best job ever

well there was this one chick and she was like uhhhh and i was like oohhhhhh yeahhhhhh, you know?

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
 
i got to work at a paint shop last summer it was so much fun they let me work the mixing machine i was 13 at the time it was my only real job xept for news papler boy but that sucked balls

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
Lifeguard, Recreation leader and soccer coach, its different everyday and i get payed to play with kid's all day.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
rickshaw runner. hahahaha. that shit is the bomb. chicks dig the fine asses us runners got. you have no idea how much we get offered sex, drugs, beer, you name it, for a rickshaw ride. and we jib random shit too, like benches, mailboxes, garbage cans. best job ever... except you don't make much. but, you have potential to make shit loads.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
Parking lot attendant for a AAA baseball team which very few people go to see. Means lots of chilling in lawnchairs in the summer while listening to tunes.

Repping The DFP.
 
ski shop. In fact I'm still working there

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
^^nuh uhh the best job is a blowjob... haha

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
 
everytime i skim through the non-ski gabber and see this thread title, i swear i see 'blowjob' and i stop to check it out, but i realize it's 'best job'. i think i need to get some sleep, or find a lady-friend.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
I guess the only part-time job I've had that I liked was working for a local internet service provider designing websites for their low-budget clients. That place died after the main guy left, though.

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Get Hyped

CANADIAN!
 
petroleum transfer technician

haha

i pumped gas at an overpriced station. it was chill

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'The devil only exists because of your belief in him. Same goes for that other guy'- Sage Francis
 
working at a small bike shop last summer. my boss was wicked cool and it was sooo much fun

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
being a ski instructor is rad. last fall i got to ride horses for $, that was nice. and being a bounty hunter of course - i live in idaho and one time my boss at a landscape nursery handed me a .20 gauge and said he'd give me 10 bucks for every dead magpie i brought him. it was pretty sweet! :)

 
gotta represent the lifeguards and the ski techs. two awesome jobs

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
im getting my 1st job this summer as a bag boy... the pay isnt great.. like 6.50... but all the kids ive talked to that have worked at this proshop say that all the rich members give you tips that 'double your wage' so hopefully ill ge able to afford some nice skis if i work a decent amount this summer for how EXPENSIVE stuff these days

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
 
tennis instructor,

and if i start strining raqutes for more people itll be a sick job, like 10-15 bucks an hour

oh and blowing glass ornaments that my dad taught me how to make(hes a nasty glassblower) i made like 150 in ornaments in like 2 hours

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
Yeah Dog LG's Reppin it, What!!??? LG short for lifeguard's.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
I help my mommy wash the dishes.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
i wish i was on a coast guard patrol because you could just chill all day

Im destroying the planet, one cabbage at a time
 
Yatch Club, i sit on a boat for 3 hours then pull up some anchors, and fire a canon.

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
working for myself. I set my own hours, can sleep in if I want, and don't have to put up with any bosses.

 
just mowing or doing landscaping stuff for our mini golf course we own. im working at a store now learning to be a register person, but it sucks cause im dumb

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
deffinately working around the neighborhood, i got 100-200 dollars per job of mulch laying on ppls yard, 20 a lawn mow, and all kinds of cash for other things like moving heavy objects like sheds and forts and stuff...

 
yea working at a ski shop or camp would be radd

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make that money

cash, check or credit card
 
Never had one...but the best job ever would be the one that Chris Raab has with Bam. He does nothing...

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
Yeah lifegarding at the beach would be soo fucking bomb, you get to ride ski's and cruise in boat's, juts kick it watching hot ass walk by all day and hopefully you will see the guy struggling like 200 yard's away in the surf, I dont no how they do it but i know they make alot of money. But you have to have 2 yers open water experiance to do it and i have 2 years experiance at a pool only so summer after next im going to get a job at lake tahoe then eventually work out at stinson beach in the summer's. that would be the best job ever.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
I finally got spancerd.

I'm on the Canada Employment Insurance ski team. I get $1400 a month for the next 36 weeks to not work.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

i got a white christmas to niggaz hahahahah its called crack niggaz
 
I am a dockmaster at the Ephraim town dock, it's fucking awesome. just me and my best friend work here, and our boss is never around at all. I barely have to do shit, and we just get high all day and hang out. They built us a nice air-conditioned office with new computer and cable internet, Cable TV, mini-fridge (for beer) and some chairs. So everyday it's a good time. We can leave whenever and come back and get paid for that time. I also sell lots of pot during this job, so it's like i'm being paid to be selling pot, so i'm making money two different ways at the same time. I can't wait for the ice to melt so i can start working again.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
UNEMPLOYMENT is the best job ever, you still get paid too.

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
the best job would be movie director 4 porn

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
I work at a houseboat camp, I spend all summer living on a houseboat driving a ski boat and teaching kids how to waterski and wakeboard. Oh and I did hauling one summer got to drive a dump truck, 1-800-got-junk.com check it out.

 
hmmm.... working at ksl or united, pre 9/11. those were both super chill jobs. and park city. that was a pretty chill job too.

Just Huck It.
 
raab is a professional alcohol/drug taster for the crew. like in olden times when the king made a peasant eat his food first to see if it was poisioned. that and he was in school. got 3 d's and an f. not bad, considering he passed.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
my brother works at a Jordan's furniture warehouse and all they have to do is unload a truck and then they have hours free to themselves till the next truck so they just play football and poker in the warehouse.. and he gets $9.50 an hour

-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear
 
my uncle has a sound reinforcement company (they go on tours with bands and do the sound for them) and i worked for him last summer. My job was basically set up the sound equipment and then go chill with the band while they werent on stage.....i worked concerts for incubus, something corporate, 311, nelly, 50 cent, prince, and a bunch of other ones. i also went on tour with eminem for 3 weeks in europe because they had an extra space and they wanted a bitch to boss around. it was sick though. if you ever see eminem on tv, he has a chrome microphone casing. my dad runs a plating shop and we got it plated for him.

but by far the best job is my cousin. my uncle got her a job as a production assistant at the biggest concert venue in cleveland, and she got paid like $12 an hour literally to just chill with the band all day and go buy beer for them and shit. fun times.

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in·cu·bus- n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi -
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.

i'd buy a dream ship...it goes anyw
 
Smoke Jumper...Going to do it again because it is so fun.

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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