Best inventions

[nochill]

What are the best inventions in the world. Like if it wasn't made you'd shit your pants thinking "oh shit where's that shit thing that I need right shitting now" So post up about the best inventions ever created.

 

[dingus]

The Dildo

 

[plyswthsqrrls]

the mods' "Delete Thread" button

 

[Dobber]

The Jesus toaster

 

[S.J.W]

Ted Cruz blow up sex doll

 

[Kreech]

The Dildo

You spelled "fks heelpiece" wrong

 

[cool_name]

Sliced bread

 

[000000000000]

First discovery of fire, man mande structures, invention of the bow/spear/arrowhead, fishing hooks, containers (transportation of food/ water), hygiene, water vessils, wheels, and threaded fasteners.

 

[El.Guapo]

Condoms.

To bad OPs mom didn't think so

 

[Mingg]

FLABONGO

 

[Thom4s]

Skis.

 

[-benedetto]

Porn on my smartphone.

 

[Ghoster]

 

[JAHpow]

"oh shit where's that shit thing that I need right shitting now"

 

[OP_has_Aids]

Indoor plumbing

 

[johnnyBuz]

Astroglide

 

[no_steeze]

Based on your post I'd say the toilet

 

[Nikolaus]

Vibrating XL shrek dildos