Best Insults

"your so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and you missed"

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i'm a twelve year old freak foo

 
It's hard to believe that out of 100,000 sperm you were the fastest.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
I usually make fun of some small detail of someone(stain on clothes, the way they tie thier shoes and shit) so thier self conscience and that gets the them pissed..

Make fun of thier family or some shit. Just original stuff, it works just be completly random, if people are watching they'll laugh and get your back.

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puffys arent very trendy in park city

...imotion productions...

- imotion -

 
just...shut up. works

my favorite quote ever from lat was "is cotton field gorilla a racial slur"

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

JC TM 1604

 
yeah its good....until you say it to someone who then goes on to die... The guilt will haunt you and you cant take it back... I unfortunately learnt this the hard way

 
your the load your mom should have swolled.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
dude "asshat" because they said it on the oc?....

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
i usually just try to ignore douche bags with:

"i'm sorry, could you go over that whole part about me giving a shit?? thx ok bai."

 
yeah thats good^

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
kyle: youre stupid!

towlie: no ur stupid!

k: youre a towel!

t: no youre a towel!

saying "no youre a towel" usually works because they get so damn confused.

also, if anyone makes suggestive comments, tell them exasctly what they want to hear.

eg:

fucktard: youre a fag, you love the cock

you: yeah, infact i'll blow u right now, but those people are watching so i cant, here's my number, lets hook up.

i can guarantee they will never bug you again.

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.

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member of the sds suicide watch focus group
 
your family hates you

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
the first one was said to me and i kick the shit out the kid you said it right ot my face and the second one some told me about that one
 
if someone says something about having sex with your mom just reply

"joke's on you, my mom's got AIDS!"

or if they are a smartass you are screwed cause they can say

"yeah? well i gave it to her!"

but then i say

"joke's on you, you've got AIDS!"
 
boner sniff

quiff

stupid jerk ass

stupid jerk shit

ass-ramma-banana-slamma

ass-wipe

fuckin sperm

crusty ass

munchin fag.

Just random stuff
 
fuck retarded computer

anyways...

1. get a helium balloon and make sure the kid you want to insult is there.

2. inhale helium

3. sing the crazy bitch song about his mom

my friend did this to a kid whos a doushe and it was absolutely histerical the kid had no idea what to say i almost pee'd my pants laughing
 
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