Best Insults

you need to watch out with that one. last year a white kid said that to some black kid at my school and he got 6 pairs of timbs stomping on his face. he has wire in his jaw some parts of his face are made out of some type of plastic where there should be cartiledge. and his face is pretty much fucked for life.

pretty fucked up shit. I saw him when they took him to the hospital and it wasnt pretty to look at.

 
hmm dodge ball quote"ur adopted ur parents dont love u" my favorite my older brother made up"dude ur the product of a ripped condom shut the fuck up"

pair of 180 salomon candide labs lookin for 500 or best offer. im or pm me

tele freestyling is gonna take over
 
Your sister is like cheap wisky. Costs about 10 bucks and i wouldnt be caught dead with her in public if she wasnt wearing a paper bag.

 
tell them that they smell and be really serious about it

it works i swear

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
"your penis is showing"

"dont worry, no one can see it anyway"

"poop head"

"ass wipe"

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
theres this kid that rides at Big B and we all call him school bus cause he wears a yellow coat and is fat, and he was talkin shit to one of my friends and then my friend was like yea i doubt you can even 720... and hes like yea ill 720 your mom... i thought that was amusing

 
dousche biscuit is one ive come to use quite often.

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Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
i saw one in some other thread but i dont know eho said it. when you see a snowblader you say somthing like, "man, you must be really pissed off at whoever cut your skis all short like that, huh?"

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums
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start=150 ^Wisdom teeth and Constipation^

 
^whenever i see your name i think it says 'be a mexican' lol

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

 
the persons name and then sells screws for a nickle. works especialy well if the person has teh same last name as a hardware store

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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
If someone says "suck my dick" then just say "I know you want me to, but im not going to"

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
 
lat thats from full metal jacket. my personal favorite is "stop being such a jew" or "thats so jewish" or "u can stop being jewish at anytime" or nething that has to do with jews

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
this isn't really an insult, but its brought many insult and joke sessions to an end quickly.

What did the deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas?????

CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
 
the best one for a guy to a guy, if they are saying shit just say "...wait what? i cant hear you how about you get that dick out of your mouth so i can!"

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
yeah if it sucked so bad then when my one friend said it to the other for the first time did he get a standing ovation from my lunch table, i hope you were being sarcastic.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
man you're SO fucking fat... what, do you eat deep fried butter sticks?

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
haha what r u in 4th grade? did ur friend entertain a bunch of 9 year olds? seriously...... that was an immature retarted joke

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
If someone says "fuck you", say "no thanks, sweetheart, you gotta buy me dinner first!" (from Ghost World).

 
"Cum dumpster" or "Sperm Bank" to a slutty girl

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well if anyone gets nipples tatooed on their butt cheeks like I am going to, then Im gonna be pissed -Tankaskier-

-It's her, she's been on some retarted diet and dropped her delicious curves and ta-tas-
 
^ best one yet..... i like telling people that their not with the incrowd casue their parents are still married.

 
absolutley what ever they say to just throw it back in there face but say "no you're ________" like if they say you're gay...say "no you're gay" it pisses people off the most in the fastest time...

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

 
My favorites: “so tell me, how does it feel to not have a future?�

Or “you’re a broken condom�.

Of course if your only purpose in life is to piss people off, then you initiate your conversations with “so, how’s your mom

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph

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Damn those are some good insults i have like none because i talk with my fists if anyone starts shit to bad i don't always win

I Love Head

Momentum Session 4
 
I say...go away, then they say, go find some friends....then I go in the courner and cry

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
"you've changed"

It is really personal and guaranteed the person walks away and contemplates being such an ass wipe. The more sincerely you say it the better

 
i like to yell at somebody "I hope you forget to change your tampon and pioson yourself ,bitch!"

or, "i hope you get constipated you dumb fuck!"

yea yea...

 
say:

Guess what i did last night?

ur mom!

or

hey man, are you allowed in your moms room in the morning?

yeah why?

can u wake me up at 8?

gets em every time!

i also just like to call kids fagass or fuckass or fuckface. asspirate works too.

check out this muthafucka!

all this coming from a guy whos head is soo far up his ass that the lump in his throat is his godamn nose!~Bill Guarnere
 
"hey do you have a brother named Humphrey?"

"No, why?"

"Really? thats strange... cause i think i saw your mom on the corner last night yelling, "HUMPHREY, HUMPHREY!!!"

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shut the fuck up you douche eating asshat

and your mom goes to college is the lamest insult ever. I just congradulate them on quoting the most fucking ridiculously faggot ass movie there ever was and walk away shaking my head.

 
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