Best Insults

LeBlanc

LeBlanc

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What are the best insults? Wich insults do you use?

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
i like to use: hey how tall are you?? person replies with their height then you come in and say " damn i didny know they could pile shit that high"

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
It's all about calling them "gay".

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
Your a big idiot. If you say it in the right tone it's really powerful for some reason. Lat you always make me laugh.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
You can make them feel stupid by asking them "what cheese is not yours". The you yell "NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!" in their face and run away.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
ask them if they are new.

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
I just keep it simple with "you suck at life". works well enough.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get re
 
lat i love it

i usually just say youre a waste of bones and organs

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
tell them they have no friends

skiing should be like mcdonalds...sure they started out with just hamburgers, them they progressed to breakfest sandwiches and salads and mcflurries. we all love the new stuff, but we still love the old stuff as well. so its a good thing they still of
 
your mom goes to college

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
your mom is sooooo ugly she only got married once!!!!!!

hardy-har-har

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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ur a failure at life go home

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
what i said is from a movie?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
"Keep your mouth shut, I can't take the smell of bullshit."

"The best part of you ran down your mother's legs."

"Your tampon string is showing."

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
the best thing to say when you're having an insult war with someone, is you let them get the last word in, and when they say 'what's the matter, you got nothing?' or 'no come back?' or something like that, just say to them... 'i i wanted a come back, i'd scrape it off your sister's chest'

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,
payce

 
thats... 'if i wanted a come back, i'd scrape it off your sister's chest'

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,
payce

 
"you need to grow up."

"how can someone get so stupid?"

"Its too bad that somewhere, some poor village is missing their idiot"

"you strumpet"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
twat

or get fucked four eyes (even if they dont wear glasses)

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
when someone says something really stupid:

"you know we really should get you a helmet"

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get re
 
another good quote from full full metal jacket is are you gay replise no then yells bullshit! i bet you could suck a gollf ball through a garden hose

but back on topic your alive because a broken condom

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15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.
 
haha nice ones...keep em coming

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
I'm gonna take your mother on a date, buy her flowers, watch a movie, eat at a fancy restaurant and never call her again!

Your mom goes to college!

are my 2 favourites

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
when they are trying to insult you or say somthing to you just interupt them and be like "wait you pulled down your pants and what? it makes everyone go OHHHHHHH!

red bull, it gives you wings!
 
wow it took like I dont know how many posts to point out that lats quote was from one of the most popular movies of all times. nice job keeping up with pop culture you guys.

 
I like to say your parents dont love you the only reason your here is because your dad was too lazy to pull out.

or

your parents dont love you thats why their getting a divorce.

or (this one is a double team thing)

your friend: Hey your sox are untied

you: and your teeth are fucked up

(said correctly it works so well) I use it daily with a friend just for kickis

 
i have so many that i love....alot have been metioned but o well......u suck, u suck at life, stare at them right in the eyes and say your a failure, your parents don't love, nobody likes you, just go sit in the corner for awhile, some of the best are...when there in the middle of a sentence yell shut up! really loudly in there face,

yay skiing

 
ask them if they have told their parents they are gay yet. no way outa that one!

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hey lat original, you should watch full metal jacket

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to
 
haha full metal jacket is full of great insults. just say to someone 'you suck at being a human' or 'you're a bad human'

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i just call em asswipes

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
I used to say "fuck you" but now people get all smart-ass and they're like "no thanks" or "that's not your job" or something stupid.

I had to shift to "you're a worthless pile of shit". There really is no comeback to that if you say it like you mean it...

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I come from a land down under

Where beer flows and men chunder
 
" Your Adopted, Your parents done even love you" this usually brings some one in tears... haha

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
haha I said the 'I didnt know that they could pile shit up that high' and it realy worked hahaha

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- Simon

Real East Coast Skier
 
This is the best one right here...

"I push your face in dirt and make you eat it"

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
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