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lanks
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telling someone this exact phrase...'go bob for dicks, you ass goblin.' gets em every time.
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Lateralis
Active member
so how tall are you??? oh really, i didnt know they can pile shit that high
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Triple_Strum
Active member
your mom is cheaper than a lira
getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
^^STOLEN from full metal jacket... but I've stolen from that thing too, we had a guy from texas come to our school last year, and it was too perfect...
'You from Texas?! Well, only steers and queers come from texas, son! And you don't look like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down, don't it?!'
'You from Texas?! Well, only steers and queers come from texas, son! And you don't look like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down, don't it?!'
destruction
Member
Classic movie. I here that way too much being told to people from TX.
'your mommas so fat that when i mounted her my ears popped.'
no, i haven't said that.
or 'that kids a damn hairy cock mongrel'. or 'fucking coochie snorcher.'
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
no, i haven't said that.
or 'that kids a damn hairy cock mongrel'. or 'fucking coochie snorcher.'
real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
hexum
Member
how about, you are a magnet for manly love
If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'
Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'
Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Irotate360
Active member
tu madre
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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
winterparksuks
Active member
i just killed your grandma MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
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poles were made for breakin
corn was made for shuckin
girls were made for fucking--GT
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poles were made for breakin
corn was made for shuckin
girls were made for fucking--GT
always_ski
Member
You're the load your mother should have swallowed.
dilla_says_go
Active member
my fav. fmj line is 'im gunna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you'...its direct, to the point, and has an entertaining ring to it.
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-Steve
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
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-Steve
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
mikehasahotmom
Member
for fat people,
meat ball, pilberry doug boy, and just tubs/ chubs
meat ball, pilberry doug boy, and just tubs/ chubs
action_shot
Active member
your almost as good as farp!
~never be bought. never be sold~
~never be bought. never be sold~
mark.p
Active member
if somebody says something to you.... 'sorry, i dont speak down syndrome'
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Skierguy48
Member
ME: Wheres your little brown bag
Girl: what brown bag?
Me: tHe one your supposed to be wearing when you look like that
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Girl: what brown bag?
Me: tHe one your supposed to be wearing when you look like that
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Anson
Active member
Did you fall from heaven?.. Yeah, because the landing really screwed up your face.
OR
Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Sorry, you misheard me, your ass looks big in those pants.
OR
Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Cmon baby, lower your standards, I lowered mine.
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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
OR
Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Sorry, you misheard me, your ass looks big in those pants.
OR
Hey baby, wanna dance?
*no*
Cmon baby, lower your standards, I lowered mine.
________________
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
bigsky_gurl
Active member
Oh and by the way, I faked it
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
linefreerider
Member
^haha, thats pretty harsh
I am a skier.
I am a skier.
What_A_Wookie
Active member
your face
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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
jismontheslopes
Member
Go fist yourself.
rossipowderhound
Member
At A fast food drive through window if the lady ever says sorry about the wait say 'don't worry you will lose it'
mark.p
Active member
some guy: 'fuck you'
me: 'HAHA, you wish... you gotta buy me dinner first'
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
me: 'HAHA, you wish... you gotta buy me dinner first'
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
mfpukala11
New member
you should have been a blowjob
Skywalker121
Member
u suck at life, or jimmy neutron looking ass
'It's a fucking six shooter.' 'There are 9 guys here dumbass.' 'What were u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN!' BOONDOCK SAINTS-great movie
'It's a fucking six shooter.' 'There are 9 guys here dumbass.' 'What were u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN!' BOONDOCK SAINTS-great movie
YOUR BITCHASS DRIVES A HONDA.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
bring Back The 60's!!
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo
i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
bring Back The 60's!!
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo
i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
freeskierboy
Member
you are not worth the dust that the rude wind blows in your face
-----King Lear (Shakespeare)
-----King Lear (Shakespeare)
bigger than the gap in my pants?
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
bring Back The 60's!!
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo
i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
bring Back The 60's!!
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo
i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
freeskierboy
Member
thats tight sex pistols and sinatra good mix
