Best insult thred

skiman523

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i think we should start this on ns because their has been some great ones. Share you favorite or funniest insult here.

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
No I will tell you why:

1-there are already 5 similar threads

2-The subject sucks

3-and its "tread

Responsability,what's that?
 
ahhahhaha. freestyler you douche! that was the funniest thing ever. go out of your way to be an asshat and correct the guy... and you omit the h!

i pooped a hammer
 
Obviously the best insult is "your gay." This attack on one's sexuality is accentuated by the blatant disrespect to the person's intellect, assuming they won't notice that the insulter used the possesive "your" instead the contraction "you are."

Just plain mean if you ask me.

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KILL WITH POWER

 
you better buy some kneepads bitch cuz you gonna be suckin lotta cock.

Join the homework sharing cult today!
 
I think it's really funny when a chicks say's, FUck you, suck my dicck, and gives you the finger

live by the N.E.R.D
 
Shut uo douchebag

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
 
the difference is...you guys fuck, and i laugh about it.

wombats are key in this you see...afterwards you give him my card that i shall mail to you if you ask politely. it says..."how to become a wombat..the 12 step way"....with a pic of a wombat and such on it...they won't know what hit them..till they go home and find that their family car's tires have been slashes and every wondow in their house is broken....

for further information contact...

miss hopwood

local_608- Aren't there alot of gay people in san francisco or something?

spam_man_1500- That's like saying there are alot of rednecks in the south.
 
Get some 'your mom' jokes going and then say, "Hey, can we please get off mothers? I mean, I just got off yours..."

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Rowen

The average human adult has one ovary and one testicle.

 
stafan mayer says "your mom's gay!"

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HACIDIC JEWS ARE SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 
y dont u go play a game of hide and go fuck urself

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece. you just live here. go on keep walkin cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
who the fuck are you?

(tom)
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Message me to get into the 'I HATE ATLANTASKI CULT'
 
who the fuck am I, WHO THE FUCK Am I,

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ARE YOU TALKING TO ME. SOUR PUSS IS WHAT YOU ARE !!!!!!!

Abuse clinic is fun

Hahaha!

 
shut up you fat asssed tit wiggling bastard child and yes i did have sex with your mother and she told me it was the best two hours of her life

 
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