Best Idea... Ever!!!

Melvs

Melvs

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Soo. I was talking to Teddy, and he offered me the best advice ever.. so here it is.

for any of you who's parents don't let you have girls (or whatever you sexual prefence is)... teddy offered the following advice...

'all you have to do is let your parents 'catch' you having sex with a guy, then you can have sleepovers with all the girls you want.'

is this not a genious plan???? anyone ever tried it?

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
umm isnt it sort of weird pretending that you are having sex with a guy, i mean i guess its a great idea, but for a guy isnt that weird???

~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*

 
i think that the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. that is the best idea ever. and you know what, you idea might be good if you wanted to have sex with a guy... but if you did and you went so far as to actually sleep with a guy, then its very likley that you wouldnt wanna have sleepovers with girls anymore...

-Thom Savery
 
a student from a nearby school to me shot his teacher in the leg with a shotgun today

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
^thats not the best idea

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Teacher shot at Columbia High School

2/9/2004 10:59 AM

By: Capital News 9 web staff

There's a developing situation at Columbia High School in East Greenbush. That school is on lockdown at this hour.

It appears a student opened fire and shot a teacher. Our reporter, Deborah Garcia, was at the school on an unrelated story when the shots were fired. She was told the suspect -- possibly a junior at the high school -- is in police custody.

It appears the teacher's gun shot wound is not life threatening. The teacher was sent to Albany Medical Center.

Other students inside the building are being held in their classrooms. They will be sent home early -- busses are en route to the school.

Capital News 9 is at the scene and will have more information for you as it becomes available.

is that it???

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
hows that even close to a good idea? way to make my post look out of place...

-Thom Savery
 
yeah thats it..and it was very random of me...i prostrate myself before and beg of your forgiveness...

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
ahhahha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
im still pissed 518 didnt get in that ludacris song

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
or you could tell your mom your having a sleepover and then she'd say thats nice and bam your home free!

 
Wouldnt leaving gay porn around the house be less painful?

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
last year our school had 5 bomb threats in 2 months and 1 letter that said a girl was gonna shoot everyone and then herself

 
damn we had 2 on a month and a half..not bad for a school about 600

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
We had 6 bomb threats in one week a few years ago. They ended up just sending us all into the gym for an hour.

 
^if thats the only reason youre glad to be living in Candada, you need to live life more fully

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
/\ I could list many more reasons, but that is one of them. That was a dumbass comment. Go drown yourself.

Justin the Hick
 
we had a chic in my school acutally make death threats and she just got suspsened for a few days while later on one of my friends thought it would be funny to do this in the bathroom stall

'HIT LIST:..... YOUR DEAD' and got expelled

 
reffering to the first post... its actually a good idea when you read it like that, but it doesent really work. You would have to approach a guy and be like 'so, wanna pretend having sex with me to get caught by my parents so i can have girls sleep over'. I wouldnt accept in a million years if someone asked me that...

Just say youre sleeping at a friends house and find a good sex 'hideout', if oure REALLY despereate rent a cheap motel room.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
we've had no bomb threats...but then again i go to a private school of 1,000

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
^prep fuck. well, at my middle school, we have an 'asian gang'. they made a hitlist with all the popular people, the preps, for one reason or another, gonna call it the truman massacre. never happened, the leader went to court, was told if he did anything bad for the rest of his life, he would never see the light of day again

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
i go to a private school, im not all preppy and shit

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
in my collage dorm we had 6 fire alarms and a bomb treat the nigh before my first mid term, when we found out who set off all the alarms we kicked shit out the bastard.

and i'm sorry but if my parents thaught i was gay they'd never talk so me again.

 
Hahaha the asian gang at my high school was so pathetic that everybody laughed at them to their faces... I mean for fuck's sake, they rode around on razor scooters. How intimidating is that?!? twenty guys coming down the rode on fucking scooters... I fuckin laughed till I cried the first time I saw that.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83
 
prep fuck...wut makes u think imma prep fuck...im no where near a prep...if i was a prep i'd be on ambercrombie&fitch.com... not this site

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
Yeah I hear they have a bitchin forum over there at ambercrombie, including a Polo forum.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83
 
we know teddy, and thats hard, really inrtimidating, and YOU^^^ you prep fuckin asshole, go to abacrombie, do us a favor

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
apple that was fuckin hilarious... like the signature

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
apple and i are gonna be perma-plastered this sumemr using this plan. It's my boat so i expect 60% of the beer.

Justin the Hick
 
AHHAHAHA i love it. the only hard part would be putting the cow on the boat though... and you might wanna proof read it, i cant spell.

-Thom Savery
 
First plan:

Okay, what if your parents instead of letting you have girls over, they just keep you from having guys over too? Are you going to start humping the dog? Or your sister? Or your little brother?

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
ahaa lol yea maybe nates right.. or maybe hes not... maybe you should just instead of being whipepd by ur parents learn how to conrtrol them

D.I.
 
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