Best gift you've ever received

[werd.]

Tons of my family and friends have birthdays within the next month and I' never know what to get all of them (seriously 15+ birthdays this month). I usually end up getting them really small things and feel bad that I didn't give them better gifts. So, what's the best gift you've ever been given? non ski related would be preferable. Hopefully I can get some ideas from this thread.

inb4 ar6rider's year is ruined that i'm not creative enough to know what gifts to get

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

 

[Jeebus.]

Best gift OP ever got was a threesome with his sister!

 

[SkiBum.]

 

[werd.]

Please don't bring this up lol

 

[Willgum]

A first aid kit packed with like 80$ worth of stuff. A neighbor gave it to me before I went to college, and I use it more than anything because I get hurt all the time

 

[werd.]

Thanks to all the serious replies +K

 

[Phil-X-]

srs.

 

[Bludbath]

Tell me more...

 

[Jeebus.]

There ya go buddy!

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/756045/

 

[first_rodeo]

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[MothaHucker]

thisiswhyimbroke.com

Youre welcome buddy

 

[werd.]

I forgot about this site!! +k

 

[*geezer*]

a nice sleeping bag.

 

[SFB]

a dildo

 

[Wizerd]

A pair of skis for my 13th birthday

 

[KJacks]

Its simple: Dick in a box

 

[GeorgiaJibber]

Just get them all gift cards, cheap and they always get used

 

[arnie_grape]

ass to mouth

 

[KimJong-Illest]

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Teach them how to twerk like Miley.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

the gift of fucking elgato in the ass

 

[Avifarer]

bath robe.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

YOU wish

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

my girl (at the time) got me a kegerator (sp?). that was pretty bad ass....the gift that keeps on giving....hangovers.

 

[skiP.E.I.]

Camera back pack from my ex. I use it every day.

 

[Anathema]

peter north like ejaculations that just ruin bitches

 

[first_rodeo]

how do i get pepper oil off my hands

 

[marsh.]

Seriously my girlfriend did this and it was the coolest thing ever. It has like band aids and different medicine and things.

 

[Jeebus.]

Nice, does it include splints?

 

[-WZ-]

i got a wii when i was like ten and honestly i was so happy

 

[Joshua.]

hahahahaha eew