Best gaper quotes

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Thought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."

 

[iFlip]

"I love reposts." -OP

 

[JAHpow]

Thought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."

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[John18_6]

Heard some gapers call other people "gaypers" thinking that it meant gay skiers. Intentionally threw down around them, went up to talk to them. They told me I was good. Then I told them in the straightest face possible "I like penis." They laughed and called me "gayper" the rest of the day. No ragrets.

 

[C.Smith]

" I like skiing park but I hate going off jumps and I hate rails I just like boxes"

 

[theabortionator]

cool trick skis op

 

[No.Quarter]

no, stop now

 

[BAYKUR]

That 270 on 270 off was so dope!

 

[saskskier]

"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee

 

[S.J.W]

I always love the look of a gaper when you eject out of your FKS and they say that you broke your binding.

 

[skier58284]

When I am about to huck a cliff under the chairlift, people on the chairlift "Watch out! There's a cliff below you!"

 

[Ugmasugma]

There is too much powder...

 

[fries]

There is too much powder...

hahahah

 

[SterlingArcher]

which way to the stunt ditch?

 

[FastSpeed]

"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee

too many people come in to the shop I work at and ask if they can rent double tips. But I still have to try hard not to laugh every time

 

[CabbyArrant]

(After Doing a cork or rodeo)

"Sick trick bro, can you do a backflip?"

wtf!!!