Best Gaper Quote 2008

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Mine is "Are your skis double tipped so you can put them on backwards?"said a gaper in jeans. What are your best gaper moments/quotes
 
obviously..."oh you have those double sided skis...can you backflip?"

another one is "wait, why don't you use those super short skis? You can spin and flip faster in those, right?"
 
I was standing at the top of a chute and this dude skis up and says "pull up you fucking pants!!!" i preceded to watch him catch an edge and slide down the whole thing on his chest
 
"OMG LOOK HE'S GOING BACKWARDS, HUNNY LOOK HE'S GOING BACKWARDS!!! OMG THAT'S INSANE!!!"

No joke, straight yelling.
 
After me doing a backflip this kid comes up to me

Gaper:Hey you just did a backflip!?!?!?

Me:Yea and?

Gaper:Will you sign my helmet please???

Me:Ummmm sure I guess so...

Gaper:You have a sharpie right? All the pros carry them to sign autographs...

Me:Haha no...

Gaper:I guess you aren't that great then...

It was quite funny...
 
old guy on the chair lift: whats that curvy thing down there?

me: a half pipe

old guy: u want a hash pipe

me: shut up
 
gotta love gore

and mines not really a quote, but an action. when i put my skis in teh gondola they ahve to be seperated, and then the liftie comes over and trys to jam them both into one slot, but it clearly wont work. then has to put them back into seperate slots.
 
i live at main street park city and worked at the mountain part time yes some one has asked me that. ur a tool to think that i would actually make something up like that on ns im 23 not 16. so ur a tool
 
well thanks to the internet we can all see some twats.

now get the sand out of your vagina and chill.
 
you see, if they act like douches and ask if you can do a backflip, ask if they can do a barrel-roll

seriously, to everything they say

example:

gaper: can you do a backflip?

you: can you do a barrel-roll?

gaper: uhh well-

you: do a barrel-roll?

gaper: no but-

you: BARREL ROLL?

 
gaper- so whats your signature stunt?

me- ummm, i dont really have a trick im known for.....

gaper: oh, so do you kids call them stunts or tricks nowadays

me-tricks.....
 
Was riding up the lift with some gapers cause i slept late and didn't ride in with anyone, everyone waves at me on the lift and yells my name, and the kids are like

"why do they call you brooklynn? You come from the hood?"

"no... its my name"

"well you look like a gangster"

"oh, you look like... a farm boy?"

"are you famous"

"silence....No"

"how does everyone know you"

"because i fucking own them"

they stopped talking

they were like 12
 
Some 12 year old gaper where going down and putting one ski either side of the rail thinking it was an awsome trick, while going up the lift i say " That is such an awsome trick, follow me this run and i was try" i go down and 270 of he end, look back and there the gapers are with there jaws dropped.
 
gaper next to me has line invaders and is wearing a pakers sweatshirt and a pair of jeans. he says. can you actually use the double ends?
 
I have 2:

Hey dude, are your skis shaped like that so you can put them on backwards?

And

Gaper: I think your skis are broken

Me: Why?

Gaper: Both ends are tipped! how do you tell which side is the front?
 


Gaper:hey so i see youve got those uhhh whatchyou call' m..........double tips, eh?

me:yes sir, i do.

Gaper:oooo so your one of them hot doggers huh?
 
i want to dress as a gaper and infiltrate another question, head into the park, ask a NSer if they can do a backflip and then see their response when i do one myself
 
yes i love gaper day so epic

im about to drop in to the pipe

gaper: so you can go backwards in the half pipe with those

me: yes sir you can

gaper: I dotn think you really need those tipped skis, i think ill try

i go do a five land switch then get out of the pipe

gaper drops in goes straight up the wall comes down back of skis dig into the bottom of the pipe and he eats it hard

i just ski away to the lift

while watiting for the lift

gaper: i guess i was wrong about the tips

me: i guess so

gaper: im not going to the half pipe until i get some two tipped skis
 
Maybe you should just go around now carrying a Sharpie at all times. Just walk through a crowd and start signing helmets really fast.
 
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