best friend's girlfriend

my current girlfriend is my best friends ex...we've been going out for about 8-9 months and shit was tough at first between us once he found out...but now its straight...come home on vacations and we all still chill like we used to

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
my gf went out with my best friend before me, until i stole her from him and have been with her for almost 4 years now hahahahahah its funny cuz she wouldnt put out with him so he started avoiding her and stuff then i got her and got some action right away, it was sweet

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^Sounds familiar.

Anyways, my bestfriends girlfriend is fucking hott as hell, we tell him all the time.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
ive thought about my best friends sister, til i found out she is BLOWN OUT! i was at a party she was at one night, she had se 7 times that night, im serious, you could fit an elbow in her puss!

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
elbow, foot, you name a body part and he cooch would engulf (sp?) it

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
yeah dude, it was pretty gross

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
thats gross, and whoever spells faggot 'feygett' needs to be shot in the face

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
a gay faggot as apose to a straight faggot! i was at a party and a girl did thirteen guys there was a lineup outside the room of guys waiting to rail her! and she was ugly as fuck and my brother gave some dude a candle and he put it in her ass and it broke

its in the water
 
yeah, she fucked 7 guys in one night, and gave out 3 blowjobs, probably would have done more but her drunk ass passed out by like 2:00

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
lol how old was she?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

 
holy shit thats gotta be one of the grossest sex stories ive ever heard, this girl who graduate two years above me, once fucked 9 guys on camera, but she was hella hot

 
ok, original poster, here is what you need to do...

step 1. use some ether to knock out the boyfriend and the girl.

step 2. fuck the girlfriend alot.

step 3. write a fake note from the boyfriend saying 'that was the best sex ive ever had, but because your pregnant now i dont want to live.' then give him like 8 hits of E.

step 4. tell the girl youll help her through the whole mess and if she is really pregnant youll be there for her.

step 5. after she gives birth to your illigitimet son or daughter be kinda like a dad then you can have sex with her alot!!!

PROBLEM SOLVED!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
 
she was 14 dude

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
no, your dead friend has a kid, you never had sex with her until after she was pregnant ;)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
 
^wtf

w/e u guys got some lose chicks in your town but we have a set of them , 4 girls who match and pass those numbers at any party they go to.

walked into a party once and the girls on the couch with a line up of blowjobs comin to her , it was rediculous

atleast shes 16 thou 14 is nasty

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
haha

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
wmy frist semester i was drinking with a kid on my floor and his gf. after he signed her out and went to sleep, she called me and i signed her back in and she slept over... with him a few doors down.

next day he knocked on my door

'did mackenzie come back after i signed her our last night?'

'yes'

.. were not friends anymore

 
haha snapjibber, that's 'kin hilarious, so funny

did ya ever know how laughing by yourself is never as funny, ecspeciallly compared to laughing with a friend or a group?

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
 
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