Best Freeskiing quotes?

MY ANKLES ARE BROKE

"It's not steep and deep, it's not powder, it's not Alta man, it's like East Coast hardcorerealstuff, man." -Andy Parry
 
If you dont learn to speak english this year, you will be one year older when you do *coughhenrickandbdogcough*
 
"The only way to get the demons out of my head is to be involved in these kind of sports where i can focus on what I'm doing - living in the moment and just get full release of the problems I have. Other people find other ways of doing it ya know? Drugs, drinking or other sports, who knows, everybody's different. But being a skier is all i know; I wouldn't know what else to do."

-Seth Morrison
 
"Cause i can ski fast as fuck"

did you know that it takes a crane to get a mattress out of a pool?

why did my faunt get bigger?

can anyone tell me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

that chick is a solid 7
 
Bump because why not.

"Praise Jah and his prophet Tanner Hall: who's ankles were destroyed twice to save yours."

"Firstly Pollard has a fierce rock wall of defense on newschoolers. People are immediately trashed for ever cursing his name. Tanner too has a loyal following, but in his course as the master of mordor, many have come to see fault in his ways.

Only Simon Aragont, with the help of the white wizard Eric Gandard, and potential allies TJ Shimli and Jon Legolosson, could ever defeat his mighty power. But wary they must be, for the C-orcs have been known to lurk around the base of the marijuana volcano!"
 
“It's not because we're trying to be cool or we're trying to fit in, it's because it's our art and we're dedicated to it.” Goepper

"I do not participate in alcohol or marijuana, that's degenerate behaviour. I'm sorry sir." Abraham Caine
 
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