Best Fortune Cookie Ever

[troublemaker3]

so i crack it open after eating some dank chinese and it says " When winter comes heaven will rain success on you"

I cant wait for snow, maybe this should be in ski gabber

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

It had the word "RAIN" in it, get it the fuck out of here.

 

[notomatoplz]

interesting, it shall be a prgressive year for you

 

[troublemaker3]

haha, yea it would have been better with "snow success on you"

 

[peacecoastskier]

i got a fortune cookie one time that said "there is much afterbang in your future".

 

[-Mugatu]

im calling shenanigans

 

[no_steeze]

seconded, we all know afterbang is not a word in the chinese language, eventhough fortune cookies are probably made in like ohio

 

[mistaskia]

"i swear to god ill pistol whip the next person that says shinanigens!"

 

[Malcolm]

i got a fortune cookie that said those exact words no joke

 

[Aaaron.]

best fortune cookie i have ever seen

was

"The best way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food"

not claim

not joking

it was wild

 

[4frnt_or_die]

i swear to god i had this message TWICE!!!!

''you love chinese food''

funniest thing ive ever read

 

[zylstra]

whats funny..............?

 

[BeerGoggles]

hahaaha... I was about to post that I got the same fortune.

We must be blood brothers

 

[Reed.S]

and whats wrong with ohio? hahah i live here it sucks

 

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[Dustin.]

I once got a fortune cookie that said "Your future is filled with promiscuous behavior, so now would be a good time to pee in her butt."

 

[gunman]

every time you get a fortune cookie, you always have to say "in bed" at the end. it works everytime.

 

[A_Davis]

"That wasnt chicken"