Best fight you have been in.

naw man my buddy does kung fu and he can beat the shit out of almost anyone... just cause he knows all this crazy shit... he showed me this thing when i was drunk where if they grab your collar to lets say punch you... you can make them like face plant right into the ground
 
I dont know man, this guy seems to know what he's talking about, it seems like he knows all the techniques and shit. Trust me, all those brazilian fighting techniques and shiut are so hardcore, the move probably seemed all cool cuz you don't fight all hardcore, but Im sure to some guy that fights all Japanese stylio it would seem pussy shit.
 
lol yeah its just not practical though, it really doesnt work, kung fu is a old martial arts that worked centurys ago its not modernized and cant be. For instants the collar trick he did was probally somthing were he was like go ahead grab my shirt ill throw you, its just like in napolean dynamite in rex kwon do, "grab my wrist no my other wrist" its like come on man that shit doesnt work honestly go on www.mma.tv and type in does traditinal martial arts work anymore and everyone will tell you it doesnt and why honeslty im to lazt right now to do that but research on google and youll find out. Bruce lee wasnt just kung fu he learnt jiu jitsu and muay thai as well and died b4 he could show anyone and even his philosphies tell you it doesnt work just read them online.
 
well i was playing fight night....and me and my fridn were in the mall cuase we had to go there for something idk and we stood in a sotre playing it...and we had a 3 hour long fight(many differenct game) and i owned him
 
my buddies and i usually pick fights at parties when we're shwaysted. i'll spill a drink on or trip whoever we choose as a victim. since im like 6'0" and not the most imposing person you've ever seen, they'll usually take the bait and get all in my face and i'll egg 'em on a bit until they take a swing. then i'll throw one back and one of my friends will jump in and finish the person(or persons) off. anyway one night we were at a party in wisconsin and we choose a dude that doesn't look like a total pussy. i spill my drink on the dude and start our routine off. the guy comes out swingin early and i start fending him off and i realize my friends just kind of stopped to see what would happen and while i looked at them the dude jacked me in the back of the head. i turned and uppercutted him in the chin and then speared him over a couch and into a glass table. i got on top of him and long story short he got his shit tossed.
 
...not to mention you dont even fight people on your own in fights that YOU start for no reason, you fucking pussy. i honestly don't know what to say, you're an idiot who will probably burn in hell
 
If ya wanna fight do it in the ring, any street fighter or asshole like that will get dominated by the nerdyest look people, look at kenny florian from the ufc he looks like a fag and he can dominate, luke cummo is nerdy and his muay thai is sick!
 
one time i went up to this kid and i punched him but i really didnt and then i punched him for real two times in the arm for flinching really lightly
 
I dunno man, my friend is like a fuckin white ninja he's pretty nuts, I did judo for 3 years and the shit he's taught me is fuckin intense as shit.
 
no he didnt say grab my collar ill throw you i was drunk and grabbed his collar as a joke and he like threw me straight to the ground quite unexpectedly, and then he taught that shit to me. Traditional shit in my opinion still works against norms but if you go against someone who is in a modernized martial arts you'll get your ass kicked cause the modern ones are all counters for the traditional ones.
 
so this wasnt me but it was super funny.

this kid at my school that thinks he is the coolest was starting stuff with this much bigger kid like 2 years older than him at lunch. kid 1 pushed kid 2 and kid 2 proceded to punch him ONCE in the face. Kid 1 dropped and on the way down hit his face on the lunch table and broke his jaw. and when kid 1 finally came back to school he was still talking and saying that kid 2 hits like a girl even tho he got dropped in one hit.
 
i did jujitsu for a while and my trainer was the #1 in the uk at it, he was a (small) 21 yr old man you would NEVER want to mess with. hes pretty much a black belt at every martial art you could find in a search on google, even a lot of the old variations on each art. he has an adopted dad who is a martial art master. the one that he has gone back to to perfect is jujitsu, and i feel that speaks a lot for the art. its funny really cos hes a pretty small guy, who seems like he's really overconfident, so people start fights with him a lot. hes always telling some story about how it was 'really funny' that two big guys came up and started a fight with him and that he knocked them both out or broke ones arm or something.
 
best fight i was ever in this wigger came up to me with his posse and i already knew he wanted to fight me. as soon as he got in front of me actin all tough i nucklepunched him in the throat and he fell over gagging and couldent breath. his fellow wiggers just helped him up and left. i was lucky because id have gotten my ass beat if the other 3 decided to join the fight
 
Newsflash: You aren't cool.

One day, you're going to get the shit beat out of you hardcore. When that happens I will laugh.
 
5v7, me and some various friends vs 7 SAE brothers on their own porch. we fucked them up so hard, people were talking about it for a while. it was sick, they were all on the football team too, fuckers got wrecked. i slammed a kids head against a brick wall and dropped him with a kidney punch. my friend gales stomped some other kid. it was sick.
 
you suck at life. if you ever pulled any of that shit at my school, you and your friends would get rolled so fast, the next thing you know youd wake up in a bloody puddle that used to be one of your friends.
 
Moosic Brawl

Eight charged in Moosic brawl

MOOSIC — Eight juveniles were arrested following a Tuesday night brawl that involved approximately 50 people, Moosic police said.

Police from Moosic, Old Forge and Taylor responded to the incident, which occurred around 10:10 p.m. in the Kmart parking lot on Birney Avenue.

No one was seriously injured and more arrests are pending, Moosic police said.

"They kind of scattered when we got there," Moosic Police Officer Tom Jenkins said. "One juvenile was found to have a knife on him. Several juveniles were intoxicated."

Police are not releasing the names of the juveniles.

Officer Jenkins said the people remaining in the parking lot said the brawl began over a racial epithet at an area high school.

While Officer Jenkins said the investigation, so far, does not show gang involvement, at least one Moosic Officer said gang members were involved.

Moosic Police Officer John Chilleri, who is not involved in the investigation, said he has reason to believe the fight was between two local gangs, the JRBs, based in West Scranton, and the Heights Bad Boys, based in Moosic Heights.

"All I can tell you is that some of the individuals involved are affiliated with these gangs," Officer Chilleri said.

The JRB is a gang of loosely based fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse.

The HBB, said Downtown Crime Watch president Esther Phillips, has been responsible for property damage and theft in Moosic Heights over the last four months.

"They leave their initials all over the place, and they're not afraid to tell people they're members of a gang," Ms. Phillips said.

Ms. Phillips, who lives in Moosic, said Moosic Heights Crime Watch believes Tuesday's fight is tied to a second incident from two weeks ago.

"It was over turf and drugs," she believes.

No there wasnt any gang relation to this. it wasnt over turf and drugs. and a kid from our school sopposivly called a girl in our school that was going out with a kid from another school a slut and it started.
 
yeah so check it, this one time, i was chillin at my house and fucking carmello anthony ran on my door. he called me a little bitch and punched me in face and ran away, so i called him a nigger and next thing i know i was fighting the denver nuggets and i fuckin rocked them, but one guy pulled out this gangster gun and shot me, but luckily i had my bullet proof vest on, so i just got my drangon ball z technique out, and kamehamehas those player haters. it was ballin
 
this one time, this kid called me a pussy then i called him a douche bag and pushed him. yeah i fucked him up sooooooo bad
 
the friday before x-mas break on the bus ride home from school some fucked trew a bottle and it hit me in the face. i got up went over to his seat and he curled up in a ball like a bitch so i hit him in the dome 5 or so times. haha the bus drive stoped and yelled what are you doing and i said we are just playing tag keep driving it was great
 
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