Best fight you have been in.

im boerd so here, i guess it was back in the 9th grade, idk either way a couple years ago, my hockey team was playing the school 2 towns over from us, it was a tie game 1-1, and i think it was the third period, either way its a guys hockey league but they have a girl on there team!?! she is a good skater and one of there key players, so my friend goes and takes her out with a huge hip check, she goes head over teacettle onto her ass, both benchs clear and i managed to pull a kids jersey over his head and got 3 clean punches at his head before a ref tackled me.

oh and another one, dont remember how long ago, this was, but i was at the can/am torny in lake placid, i was always a decent size kid for my age, but not huge, so anyways, i was up on the boards with this huge kid, probly 6 ft when i was 5 3 back in the day, and some how i managed to push him on his ass, he then procided to get up and chase me around the rink, not really a fight but it was funny as hell when 2 of the 3 refs skated into each other trying to tackle him
 
The other night at was at a party and a fight went on for about 45 minutes. The baseball team and upperclassmen vs a bunch of cocky frosh. Way more frosh but they got owned.
 
couple months back i stumbled out of a bar all fucked up and jumped on a tree in attempt in an attempt to climb it. this rando id never seen said somthin like 'ur from the city arent you, you cityboy faggots cant climb trees for shit'. of course i had to defend my treeclimbing honour, and it was on like donkey kong. i got the most hits in for sure but a crowd broke it up before there was a clear victory. ran into the guy again a couple weeks later and we admitted we had both been drunken assholes and laughed about it.
 
me and my friend got into a fight with 7 kids when i had a broken collar bone, this was in grade 8 so i was pretty small, i got on the ground with one kid and my friend took another 2 and the rest were punching me in the back of the head while i was smashing this kids face in over the curb of the side walk, once i figured he was done, i got up and started with this other kid but by then i realized i just got punched in the back of the head by 4 kids and it hurt like a motherfucker, so i punched this kid in the jaw, n it was a pretty clean his while my friend was on the ground with two other kids and i decided i had enough so we walked home and made some tea
 
last years ny golden gloves 3 rounds of hell with big blacky but i pulled of the win 160lb weight division good times
 
yeah one time I shot this guy in the head. that outta kick his ass pretty good. but he was fine the next day and we were all friends again.
 
eh not any good real fights but a few weeks ago i boxed some kid out front of my friends house in the street (dumb i kno) and i right hooked up and he got knocked out and then feel chipped 3 of his teeth and got a concussion...took them 45 min to get all the black top out of his teeth and he had to get a root canal.
 
I used to fight all the time as a kid, in elementary school i was part of this wrestling thing around lunch time, when all kids from all grades would wrestle each other for fun. It went on for a pretty long time, it was a really friendly thing, nobody got hurt, nobody took it personally. My last year in that school, they forced the kids not to wrestle there anymore.

Lately, I have done some grappling with friends. One of my friends put me in a choke hold, at the same time i had drank 11 beer that night, a few glasses of wine, 2 blowjobs, and 2 caesars.

The same friend, when sober, we grappled in the shallow part of a beach. I noticed he always tried to go for the takedown, he knew had to grab my leg, but i was simply too strong for him. After a long stalemate, i decide to go down, but on top of him. He didnt expect it at all, as soon as i started going down I used all my bodyweight to catapult him below me. Immediately after, i put him in a choke hold and he tapped out. He was a somewhat experienced grappler, I had virtually no experience lately, but pure strength dominated that match.
 
I almost got my ass kicked last night.

My friend and I were walking back from town and a group of kids starts yelling shit at us. Well I'm not the type of guy who ignores this stuff. I say shut the fuck up and mind your own business. We start walking away and then again they start talking trash. So I take one of my free Natti Ice's shake it up and throw it way up. It lands in the middle of the group and sprays them everywhere. One of them runs after us and we turn around and tell them that's what they get for talking random shit to people they don't know. Then he of course pushes me and tries to start. I told him to get the fuck out of my way walked through him hoping he came from behind and tried to hit me, but he just went back to his friends and cried.
 
okay how i got into this one is irrelevant but i was very drunk fighting some guy in my town (i was having trouble standing up) and basically i swung for him, missed and the weight of my hand knocked me over, he kicked me in the face while i was down (which broke my nose) so i got up a cracked him in the face, breaking his jaw. i had to clean my self off, and he left pretty sharpish after that.

also while it was happening 3 of my friends broke his friends nose, covering his white tracksuit in blood.
 
So it wasn’t really impressive, but my one friend and I were just messing around throwing punches at each other. i ended up with a bunch of these....

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And later that week i was getting surgery (unrelated) and the nurse went to put the IV in my arm and saw that, and was like "ah! Well....there aren’t any on the other side are there?" and moved that sleeve and there were a bunch more. my mom was right there and not happy.

 
yeah he did, that bruise looked like a color wheel. but then again he punches like one of those pen frogs, and only with one arm. And i was declared the winner ; ]
 
im huge for my grade so i didnt get in many fights, but when i did it was with older kids on my crew team and i realized that none of them could really hurt me except for the kids two or three grades up from me, so i killed this little faggot kid named gilbert on the bus home from a regatta.
 
My friend and I were fighting first night of summer at 3 in the morning in his front street.

We drank soo fuckin much and i only knew i was gettin hit because all i saw was flashes. He dislocated his knee and we both woke up with swollen faces. But I passed out on the concrete and my face was soo fucke dup. it was a friendly fight so we laughed afterwards and shit.

Oh summer.
 
freshmen perhaps? not sure. Anyway i got mugged by a bunch of middle school kids when i was hammered. Got beat with bats and chains but i rolled down the hill and passed out before they could get my wallet! Despite like 3 good hits in the head with bats, i awoke with minor scrapes and bruises, a headache, a hundred mosquito bites, and all of my money!
 
yeah im a mma fighter and if any one dominates in jiu jitsu aka grappling using just strength then there def not a good grappler idc how long theve been doin it. and jiu jistsu guys know the shitiest take downs ever.
 
we were at circuit city and we wanted to play some guitar hero. This little kid was being a herohog so my friends and i stood really close to him and stared at him. We made him uncomfortable enough to leave after like 6 songs. Then one of my friends said "its about time" and the kid leaves and comes back with a whole posse, complete with wiggers, rednecks, and 12 year old crack whores. I am trying to get my game on and they start making fun of me when i am playing, so we get into a little back and forth namecalling, and things escalate from there. We went outside, and lets just say i sent eminem back to 8 mile.
 
i dont think that sentance really makes sense, but if your saying ju jitsu is shit i think you are very mistaken. ive got some friends whove done ju jitsu 15+ years and id like to see anyone tell them its shit!
 
we used to have fight club in the locker room after school, we had to stop after a while though cause we had a couple of broken hands and one kid got thrown into a bunch of lockers and had a cut on his ankle that needed 10 stiches. oh and a teacher walked in on one of the fights, not a good scene
 
some kid was talking shit and pushed me over out of nowhere. so i kicked out his legs from the ground which made him smack his head, got up, spat on him, and walked away. (ran cuz that nigga was scaaaryyy!!
 
well im not a nerd in school or nething but i always make fun of this kid who is like 6 ft and im 5'2 in the 8th grade and so finally the kid comes up to me and starts pushing me and i was like what the hell so i punched that bunch square in the nose and he turned around and walked away i was proud of my self
 
he was talking shit and up in my face. so punched him once and he dropped,.. he had to go to the hospital for the whole day, and was taken to a specialist to have a consult cuz he almost needed reconstructive surgery,..

i hit him rite in the eye, it broke his brow, nose, and cheek (pretymuch every bone around his eye socket)
 
this one time these 10 snowboarders, no actually there was more like 34 of them, well anyway they were calling me a fag and stuff right so i punched them all and they went to the hospital with broken faces and stitches and couldnt leave for 5 days cuz i hurt them all soooo bad. Yeah so 42 of them vs me and i fucked them up because im so tough. And then they got better and came back for more so i beat up the 57 of them again and now they respect me because im so tough and good at fighitn!
 
I solve my problems with words.

Because I'm not an ass. I kicked a club out of a korean dudes hand once before he was gonna beat the shit out of my friend.
 
haha yeah i was intoxicated while writing that sentence b4. But what i was saying is if any jiu jitsu guy gets beat just because the other opponent was stronger means there jiu jitsu sucks. ALot of jiu jitsu places are horrible, if you learn from any brazilian jiu jitsu black belt youll learn good stuff but straight american jiu jitsu blows and so does any karate or kung fu or tae kwon do, none of those styles work any more cus there not modernized and there not practical in any way.
 
Well, One night in hull (quebec) we came out of the club... abooout 20 of us and my buddy goes somewhere when these 3 guys try to pick a fight with him... sooo my friend comes back and tells this huge guy that used to go to my school... so he just runs in, clocks the guy in the face, knockout, takes the other guy, throws him in a puddle... this is when all of my friends started running in, then this other guy who was probably the most insane person at my school at the time just starts beating the shit out of the other guy... my friend mitch just runs by me and clocks the guy in the puddle in the face, then the fight was pretty much over and the bouncers came out annnd they wanted to fight the bouncers buut they decided not to... i was just kinda standing really drunk in the middle of all of this.
 
Personally, I would'nt fight someone. It's not worth trying to show that you're a jackass to all your friends. And i'd get my ass kicked. hahaha
 
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