best fictional character of all time in your opinion

^Hope that first one was a joke...

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^nice sig...

anyhow, the dude that mentioned clouseau has a point...

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
indeed .the new sig was going to have to be good to out do the hall of fame... i do love the coldplay...

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
John McClane (Die Hard), Indiana Jones, Kramer (Seinfeld), Stewie Griffin

i have an american dream but it involves black masks and gasoline
 
Not really sure if its the best, but the first person to pop into my head was Ender Wiggin.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
here I've got a killer one for ya if any of you are avid readers.

'Teddy' from J.D. Salinger's Nine Stories.

One of the best books I have ever read.

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WSKI106
 
boo radley

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
santiago from the old man and the sea

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J.D May is my favorite fictional charactor, theres no way in hell that someone can be such a fag in real life. yeah harry potter is pretty sick. Dave chappelle in half baked

jeff
 
Sonic the Hedgehog

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pick up line

'If your name was homework, I would be on my bed doing you right now.'

- Sonic
 
Give it up, jeff. No one thinks you're funny.

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At no point in writing this post, or any other that I can recall, has it been my intention to in any way offend you. If, despite this, you have taken offense to what I've written owing to poor wording or any other mistake on my part, please accept my apology, as the fault lies entirely on my shoulders.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...

 
this is awesome, an intelligent thread on newschoolers....

Yossarian - catch 22

he's good but there are so many others that i can't think of...

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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
 
^Good call, that's a great book. Yossarian is the perfect protagonist for it, too.

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At no point in writing this post, or any other that I can recall, has it been my intention to in any way offend you. If, despite this, you have taken offense to what I've written owing to poor wording or any other mistake on my part, please accept my apology, as the fault lies entirely on my shoulders.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...

 
homer

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
simpson?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
JD May...he is just trying to tell you that your abundance of verbose hogswash is getting old. talk normal.

 
^Hey, you're back. And it took you 1 post to try to start another fight with me! I would've guessed at least 5 or so.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
thank you. i dont dislike you, but i have to draw the line when you start forcing 13 yr olds to break out their dictionaries. be laconic, be modest, and you can be my friend.

 
^Haha, you're one to talk about modesty. But I've stopped correcting people, as it seems to piss them off. If they listened, they'd be easier to understand, but I suppose that's a lost cause if noone wants to. Anyways, this is a dumb argument already.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
punisher is the most badass, by far. And its not because i dont read books, its because punisher has been my favourite comic for years.

I would have to say the greatest fictional character must be Jesus, or The Adversary.

'Bert your yelling again...'
 
can people please stop listing stupid shit that they were forced to read in grade school, oh i got one, paul atreides from Dune

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Krongos - for a painting, I think that I would have to with a surrealist, perhaps one of Dali's or Magritte's characters.

As for books Vardaman, Tom Sawyer, Haroun, Sydney Carton, Pip, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, George & Lennie, Jay Gatsby, Santiago, and Wart.

-AndrewP

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Go Fishing. Go Ride.

 
Meurasault(probably mispelled,don't get mad JD) from camus's stranger. he is such a wierd character. It's mind boggling

Winston- 1984 Also bizarre.

Osmama bin laden. He is pure fiction from the media.(made to give better ratings to Tv)

Prolly some other ppl,but I can't remember

 
Ugh, I hated Romeo. I don't know why... I mean he was an idiot, but there was something besides that that soured me on him.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
paul kemp from the rum diary.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
lineskier, paul's a damn good one, and tyler durden is too

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
here are a few others, i enjoyed.

Kelvin-Solaris

Dorian Gray-Picture of Dorian Gray

Captain Jack Sparrow

Keith Richards-theres no way this guy should be alive had he really existsed.

'Bert your yelling again...'
 
Henry Adams - From Hemingway's short fiction...or Sammy from 'A&P' by John Updike

'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
 
^Haha A&P is a short story they make you read in english class. John Updike normally writes romance novels and stuff like that. For goo short storyage (not a word) read the Cask of Amontadillo, or the Rocking Horse Winner.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I found similarities between Willy Loman(from A.M. book 'death of a salesman') and Red Foreman(from 'That 70's Show') and I love them both

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Sick and Tired.
 
You're correct, I did read 'A&P' in my high school english class. I read it again in some of my college courses. It's a favorite of mine. You should check out some of Updike's poetry; it's pretty good. Then there's always Frost. Both are good New England writers.

'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
 
^It is a good SS. Me too, by the way; I read it back in grade 12. I didn't know he was a poet, I should look into that.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
and who wrote the Cask of Amontadillo? how about Rocking Horse Winner? was that Fitzgerald?

'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
 
The first was written by Poe, the second was DH Lawrence. Both are great. No better word for them.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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