Best family guy line

[Mogsbury]

Ali williams w/ the blackie weather forcast's, hes the man

 

[mothaeast]

Peter- Yeah, something bad.. all the way to the bank...

Brian- Nice.

 

[skodeo7]

haha oh god...2 good ones

 

[cjb1776]

Peter: So i just took this test and it turns out that i am techically mentally retarded, and i just wanted to ask how do you deal with it?

Joe: Deal with what

Peter: You know being retarded

Joe: Peter i am not retarded i am just handicapped

Peter: Oh now your just splitting hairs

 

[KRASHED]

wooooowwwwwwww

 

[johnnypsunami]

Narrator "The Ambulances will have to wait their turn"

 

[cjb1776]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/videos.php?vid=26881&

this is it

 

[Cloud.]

peter say what

ohh wow this really sperates the men from the boy

emmi want to say who

peter just say what

now now now louis

umm fantastic four fantastic four umm steak steak steak uh small amount of pees

is it what

 

[(Jonesy)]

Meg...Who let you back in the house?

 

[sharkey]

One of my favorite lines is when Stewie says to Meg: "You know Meg, if you kill yourself now you might get a full page in the yearbook."

My all-time favorite scene is when Stewie realizes he's sucking on Peter's boob. The scene is absolutely priceless!

 

[hippie_cat]

the scary thing is a guy at my school died & he DID get a full page in the yearbook. the system works.

 

[skiierman]

^ But it's Megg, so it might be a full page... Or just a little footnote on the backside of the cover.

 

[Timmy_G]

^ BAHAHA the James Woods one is one of my favorites.

Last night was funny with Quagmire gettin married to the Maid.

good thing she touched death lol then he gives a high five to someone else and they die. hahaha

 

[Dr.Dank]

In the Y2k episode where peter is giving everyone jobs...

Guy: I got my phd at yale and am a board certified doctor.

Peter: You can be the town drunk.

 

[freestylin820]

family guy gives me wood

 

[whitewater413]

hey quamire isent there an o in country?

 

[*Fujative*]

HAHAHAHA! most def!

 

[cjb1776]

Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and the batman symbol