Best drunk story

i know one guy that got drunk after one beer, it was so funny man. This guy had the repution to have the biggest penis of the school, so the girl wanted to see it.

 
I tried a d-spin when i was drunk....

needless to say that i hate major shit...

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
haha sadly enough this was a hard one to pick out of the bunch, but my funniest drunk story happened one night that i was drinkin with the guys at my dad's pool/hottub store.. everyone was in the hot tub except for me, who was trying to skateboard.. now keep in mind i do have great balance as it is already, so i fell on my hip on the pavement with carpet covering it floor, but i prett much couldnt feel it.. so then i tried to ollie, but that didnt work too well either cause the board flew out from under me again and i landed on the same hip.. i had a huge dark blue bruise from that one too.. it sucked.

*brooke*

'Hey, you know they're all the same You know you're doin' better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else'

Jimmy Eat World
 
chris, i dont want to talk about trampolines.. just lets leave it at that! ahaha

*brooke*

'Hey, you know they're all the same You know you're doin' better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else'

Jimmy Eat World
 
my best friend walked through a glass sliding door

'Oh man I'm so glad you guys rescued me! I'm so thirsty!!! You guys got any booze?' - Saucerboy
 
i pissed on the front door of this store...i wont mention the name just to play it safe...but i dont really even remeber doing it is the best part about it...

my god man....did you see that?????? dont be a bitch..hit the bong

i make snow

warm weather sucks

late,

fish

 
hey i pissed on the front door of a store once too.

If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
I tried a front flip while faded once, lets just say I didn't even come close to landing it. I believe went home soon after.

Late-JD

 
at dispatch a couple weeks ago, my friends told me that i was wandering around, and apparently i fell down the stairs that lead up to the balcony. its at least 20 stairs, but i dont remember anything. i remember that my 16 year old friend bought though

-Pat-

'if my penis was bigger i would consider going into pornography'-jf
 
dude i got all wasted and then some girl started yacking in the tiolet and i just kept drinking and i waited a shit load and was like 'damn it fuck this' so i went outside to go piss and i woke up at 2 in the morning outside by a fence. i guess i was passed out sitting cross legged in like a menditating position. but yea then i watched that movie 'blow' twice and passed out. i don't remember any of it. that was crazy.

'...the highlight of my night was rubbing one out' - gordo

'Ah man, what kinda pervert gets his jollies off playing with dog shit.....you guys are sick!' - Mexican Thug from Gone in 60 Seconds
 
Once my friend was so drunk, he went to go for a piss he forgot to pull he pants down and he just stood there pissing his pants at some body elses house too it was all over the floor.

New Zealand is getting a super pipe next year YAY!!!!!
 
isn't it cool qatching peoplw piss themselves all drunk

If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
hahah iwas at a party once and the guy who's house we were at got so fuckin drunk he went to his room and passed out. Well at about 2:00 in the morning he came out into the hallway buck naked and took a piss right on the carpet. Then he turned around and went back to sleep. That was soooo funny i almost peed my self too! We were all laughing so hard it was a race to the bathroom. needless to say most of the guys made it there first and one girl peed her pants too! hahaha that was the funniest party I've ever been to!

Unity....... word up!!!
 
haha classic, i have lots of pissin stories ther ethe best thats so hilarious watching people make fools of themselves, ain't it

If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
hahah, i was sitting in a coffee shop on Banff ave. once looking out the window. A couple guys were hanging with a video camera, suddenly they started passing a hat around, collected some cash, handed it to another dude, who proceeded to piss his pants. Funniest thing ever. We left the coffee shop, and they were interviewing people on the street about their feeling on what this guy had done (he made like, 3 bucks). 45mins later they were still there...

 
i was drinking at my frends house, and we went to sleep and when i woke up in the morning i went to put on my pants, and i got 1 leg in but then i realized the were covered in piss. it turns out my friend pissed the bed and it leaed through and got all over the floor. it was gross

-Pat-

'if my penis was bigger i would consider going into pornography'-jf
 
thats sick man. one time i threw down a 3 day party and on the first night a kid who was trippin acid took a piss in my trash can. then he broke a black light and i literally picked him up and threw him out the front door. then the third night we polished a keg and were gonna get another one but we all just got bottles. and we started taking beer bongs of vodka and after this kids second one he stood up and passed out and fell into a table. then he stood up and hit a wall then we threw him on a bed and he passed out and pissed all over himself.....then in the morning we found him passed out on the tiolet with a judge of scope poured on his pants to cover up the smell. it was great, we ripped on him for like 3 hours while we were cleaning up. oh yea and i got my dog all drunk and she passed out on my bro's drum set. that was a good night. ah and we had some naked ladies wlaking around. strip poker is the greatest game ever invented.

'...the highlight of my night was rubbing one out' - gordo

'Ah man, what kinda pervert gets his jollies off playing with dog shit.....you guys are sick!' - Mexican Thug from Gone in 60 Seconds
 
one time when i was stoned i went on my friends trampoline and tried a backflip. the first 2 times i almost landed it but the third i landed on my face so i decided to stop trying

get off your computer..... go ski

rehab is for quiters

 
I was drunk and put on my skis and tried riding my bike

Why do you guys say, 'I have to take a shit' when you just leave it there?' JF learning english
 
lol um well the trampoline competition and i was drunk doing topless backflips....... and felling fine.. then 2 weeks alter going to snow jam totally sober doing clothed backflips and almost breaking my neck..... i think i now trust my new found friend alcohol..

I rule
 
way to drunk and i mean fucked for a few days frunk, anyhow, decided to fall asleep in a snow bank, in a tshirt, got hypothermia, went to the hospital, sick for a couple weeks..yah life goes on

In the haze.......

Unity Magazine
 
this one night all my friends got super faded and had hot wheels races. They went down to K-mart and bought like five of them and raced them down a hill near their house. We got the whole thing on video it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

 
How the FUCK did i end up in DC?! i had made plans to meet my marine friend from NC in wash dc. so i took a train from springfield mass to dc on fri....just barely made the train (i had to bang on the doors for them to let me in). this women sat next to me who just HAD to share her life story with me...thus i made a b line for the club car and downed shots of canadian musk (fucking tasted like cough syrup). eventually i made it to dc...i had planned on meeting this guy at the infamous black cat (grungy bar in the ghetto)...so i made my way on over, got in using my fake and began waiting. well, since he never showed up, i gave in and had a drink. a few shots later, i found myself hangning out with this stripper and two band geeks who were frothing at the mouths to get my number. 3 am we were all trying to scale the brick wall outside the bar and play chicken with large SUV's. at this point, i didnt have a place to stay, no money for a cab and no motor skills. sat morning i woke up in my pjs at the holiday inn...it ends up that this nice guy i met had driven me to the nearest hotel, gotten me a room and tucked me into bed without gangraping me. the moral of the story is ......im a lucky bitch.

 
no shit..... That could have ended up bad.

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
i can see honesty in someone's eyes and the guy that gave me a ride home was truly a sweetheart. oh and the marine showed up the next morning with a very good excuse for not coming to meet me the night before.

 
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