best condom...?

Trojan Man!!!

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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trojan....but i always use these Durex ones, only because they are free here at the RC

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fuck condoms!!!

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daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
Trojon are uncomfy man...

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 
they are actually all owned by durex anyway...

and whats the deal with 'Trojan'... is that even a word, the only thing that i can think of that is like Trojan is the Trojan Horse. BUT>>> The Trojan Horse was a trick the break through enemy walls, open up and have men come out and go everywhere, sounds like the opposite of what you want from a condom to me.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
haah true that

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
 
i use a a zip lock bag man... its the shiznat

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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
lol 420, that was a pun

Trojan is overrated, and a very ironic name for a condom. There is this one, that makes you last longer, and allthough it makes it numb, it actually makes me enjoy it more

Palestine?
 
ive wanted to try those^

i tried the non-latex durex one. they give super-intense sensation, but thay are not very strong. i broke about 4 of them, so my girlfriend told me to stop buying them.

 
fuck it. i dont ever shrink wrap my wang

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jigga say wha??

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fuck condoms...birth control

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
then you should probably kill her

''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
 
^bwahaha

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HAHAHA, I find this most amusing seeing as most of you have probably never seen breasts that aren't your mom's let alone stuffed your love meat into a she-beast!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

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it really pisses me off when tim comes in here and tries to act all old and mature, he rarley posts anymore, but when he does, its gay shit of him trying to be mature.

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
abortion is shitty, i'm all for pro-choice, but wouldn't it be better to make the bitch take some pills and prevent the whole abortion thing in the first place

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Lifestyles owns

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
 
Ummm about the Phattim thing, he is all old and mature, and i bet he is right about most people on this site having never seen titties except for their mommys.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
yea tim is pretty lame....he doesn't understand that there are ugly ugly girls in the world that would give anyone some sex. so therefor most of these guys have had sex. but aside from that...he didn't even list his favorite condom...what's the deal tim? you act like you get more play than snoop dogg. where as all of us are jsut doing what we gotta do. releasing the fluids...we're so immature to like pussy. you can't honestly tell me that by talking about sex it's immature. im just curious what others dig. and you make it out to seem as though we're bragging about having sex........ooooooooooo......sex...........fucking grow up tim. drop the ego.

My signature sucks.
 
but every post he makes is about how immature everyone on this site is and how he is sooooo much more mature and older. well then if he is sooooo much maturer then us then what the fuck is he doing on this site with a bunch of teenagers, with the most posts out of everybody. i personally hate his gay ass maturity posts, so he can just fuck off

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
there's only one brand that i can find with the XXXsmall ones

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
well my friend, fattass IS old and he does act like he knows all and that everyone else is a 12 year old who knows nothing and that he is the oracle of knowledge, so to you tim. YOU ARE A FAG.

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ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

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Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
petek - you're talking about 'her pleasure' condoms (trojan has them)

it numbs the tip so the fun don't stop, all night long.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
ekeane eat shit and die. the only reason you say shit to me is cuz i started to bash you for yer gay thread then it turned into like 5 new ekeane hate threads. faggot. and yea he might be all that shit, but we already know it. so why the fuck does he flaunt it instead of posting something intelligent

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
WOW... this turned into a Phattim maturity thread pretty fast... all i have to say is i can't blame Phattim for being tired of all the cocky 13 year olds.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
ok i hate em too, but, why in every post he has made latley, he has to prove his maturity and coolness, wow grow up

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
If you wear lifestyles then your prob small cus those things barely fit the ones i have at least.

Red package.

They work the best because the Trojan man likes to break i personally know of 3 people whos trojans broke in the last month.

They are more comfortable than lifestyle but lifestyle works better.

 
I've liked the Trojan lubed over the Lifestyles I used. But my girlfriend has been on birth control for a while now. But I went to visit her this last weekend (girlfriend from college) and she had been sick and on amoxicillin, so we had to use Condoms, and man... it was rough going back. I would never use a thinner extra pleasure condom though, too rough w/ that shit.

 
no condom is the best. but if shes not on birth control or doesnt mind if you splooge on her stomach, durex are the best

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if the condom breaks you know it right away cus its 2 completely different feelings.

Youll be like wow this feels way too good and its prob cus the condom broke.

 
abortion is not murder.

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Phattim is a fucking joke, he just pissed off cuz he's too religious and is afraid of sex.

Oh and phattim you cant hide in the donator forum for long cuz i just donated biznatch!

anyways, silver package, cant remember the name, the lady busted em out, cuz i wasnt carrying

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
codoms are gay...birth control is where its at

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one more thing, if your so fucking mature ureself, why do you post such immature garbage.

Palestine?
 
haha ya like that stupid dancing animal thing lol oh ya thats mature..

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condoms suck, birth control is way better. my health teacher told us that lifestyles are the worst condoms and they break the most. Trojan is supposedly the best company and ive never heard of anybodys breaking or had one break myself so if you gotta use a condom, trojan all the way.

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What makes any person right?'

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-//d-lite//

 
see i knew that if i said something about it, others would agree

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
hahaha skiinsted that first comment about phattim was priceless... about the condom question it is all about the birth control... you mine as well tape some duct tape around your cock otherwise

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
Actually sometimes it's hard to notice if the condom broke or fell off. You don't need a big rip for it to be ineffective. One time when I was too rough we found out after we were done that the damn thing had fallen off. Had to get the morning after pill and just hope for a while, it sucked.

 
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