Best Comedians

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Who makes you laugh? I constantly find myself laughing at Robin Williams, Rowin Atkinson (Mr. Bean), and John Clease.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
Dana Carvey, Pablo Fansico.

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I used to wear hyper-color, I'm the kind of brother that'd strike your mother.
 
I love Jerry Seinfeld, and Orny Adams.

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-Dan

'This turn coming up is looks really good and bad dude'

'I'm obviously not sober enough to drive trees!'

 
robin williams, the broadway thing was fuckin hilariass, and pablo fransissco, he does so damn funny impressions

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Jerry Seinfeld is the funniest ever. one time he came to syracuse and i saw one of his acts, it rocked. Seinfeld is the best show ever.

-Dan

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
chris rock, chris tucker, tom arnold, adam carolla, some others but i forget who they are now

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
adam sandler and red skeleton..if you watch his old movies..most of his skits are pretty funny

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
oh yeah adam sandler is hillarious and so is mconckey his replies to letters in freeze were hillarious and i wish he still did the junk mail section, not jp who can barely even talk english

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
george bush, and seinfeld- his book is pretty funny, kinda pointless though

Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
Tracy Morgan, his SNL skits when he is that docter make me lagh so hard i shit my pants

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bernie mac is awesome, watch him in kings of comedy, ridiculous

-its not how you look in the line, its how you look making the line

-A.V. crew, reprezentin
 
I can't believe no one has said George Carlin yet!? He is the fucking man. Chris Rock is a close second.

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
dave chapelle - killing them softly, is funny

'Well... You.. Look pretty easy and you might put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese!'
 
For comedians, id' hafta to say Robin WIlliams...His broadway is the funniest thing i've listened to in forever!!!

For actors, I'd say Adam Sandler

But all around perverts, that make jokes that are just plain stupid, yet so fucking hilarious it makes you piss you pants....Tom DeLonge, and Mark Hoppus!!!

Don't be gay.

Peace, Love, and a lotta good fucks!

 
Jimeoin is my favourite non-movie comedian, he is a fucking champ, he has a show, dont know if u get it outside australia though, but if you do, you should definately watch it

What?
 
Jim Breuer and Dane Cook

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
Robij Williams is thye best on talk shows, he is always so entertaining

I think that Jerry Seinfeild sarcasim is still the funniest though.

I mean seriously whats the deal with ovaltine?

 
jon stewart on the daily show is getting better and better, last night was hilarious. His facial expressions and well timed straight faces are great, the other unknown guys on that show and lewis black dont hurt either.

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'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

*Leader of the random swearing to irritate people revolution*

 
dave chapelle's killing them softly, and eddie murphy's delirious

I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
 
yeah dave chapell is pretty funny...he was here at the college a couple weeks ago. it was pretty baked when he was up on stage...it was great.

 
waht aboot the man show? adam corrala and that fat guy. they are funny. but i would have to say pablo fransico

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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
 
pablo is fuckin funny. His imitations of the movie preview voices are so awesome.

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
bernie mac, adam sandler, conan o brien, there are alot more but i cant think of them right now, some of the black guys on the BET comedy show are pretty damn funny to

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
ahem, Dave Attell??? Shit, anybody who can make a show about getting shitfaced in random cities good is great, right?

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
definately conan..hes funny as hell....jackie martling does prety good stand up..(the guy from howerd stern)

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
thatd be conan, wouldnt it?

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
late late show = craig kilborne?

I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
 
ya gorge carlin is asome and his politics are fucking right. pablo fransico is cool too. also Steve Right is the shit

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It is funny: there isn't a single ◊◊ run on Buttermilk. Atleast they have over 2 miles of park because that is all the mountain is good for

 
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