Best comebacks youve heard.

[elemeno89]

now i know that a few times people on this website can get into a squabble or two every now and then. so i want to see what the best comebacks you've used or you have heard someone use before.

for me i got into it with a dude at a bar, and his girl was getting all up in ma grill so i said:

"if i want any lip from you ill rattle my zipper."

the guy laughed and we went our separate ways as he couldn't fight a guy who just cracked a joke. needless to say the broad wasn't too happy about it.

now you guys.

 

[Jblz]

if i wanted my comeback id make myself throw up

 

[.AR6rider.]

Yeah, the Goon was a pretty good movie, huh?

 

[BertBoyd]

"I had fun fucking your mom last night" and i reply with "2 dads"

 

[onLINE]

how do you spell cum in that sentance?

 

[Stickity]

your mom goes to college

 

[mathmansam]

how do you spell sentence in that english?

 

[Thadius.Castle]

Best comeback in the world. Most people don't even remember what it's from.

 

[JzD.]

If I wanted my come back I would've wiped it off your mother's lips

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

If I wanted my come back I would have told your mother not to swallow.

 

[miroz]

From Aiden-G, now NeedleDick:

"A dude yelled at me that he banged my mom. My comeback was I hollowed out his carcass then used him as a puppet on my traveling stand up comedy tour, 'Aidan and the dead guy' "

And another from the ski lift insult thread:

Venonat: "This kid threw his poles at my friend on the lift. He caught one of them, broke it in half over his thigh and threw it back at the kid..."

The cum back one is classic doe.

 

[elemeno89]

?

 

[Puns]

I've actually never heard a comeback that didn't make me think the person who said it was trying way too hard

 

[Sno.]

I'm sorry, but everyone remembers what that's from. Unless your typical argument is with middle schoolers.

 

[grown-ninja]

Your wife/gf tastes like honey nut cheerios-

 

[RimJobber]

Jokes on you, he's gay.

 

[whoa-dere]

your mom

no u

 

[wreck.yoself]

YO MOMMAS GOT GOLD NIPPLES

 

[E__]

Was one of the more memorable lines from that movie. That's probably where you got it from or heard someone say it who had seen it.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

if someone takes your comeback say "if I wanted my comeback I would've wiped it off of your moms chin"

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

See my post way earlier.

 

[Nacho+]

can someone embed this for me +k

 

[Wallisch_pl]

oooooooooo

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

They were similar. I want half credit at least mofucka.

 

[loomis]

Oooh BURN!!

 

[crab_pretzel]

ha still makes me lol

but here, i found a better version of it

 

[XtRemE11]

the best ones are when you insult yourself. my go to comeback is "im gay"

 

[KLovelace]

you're a towel

 

[Stickity]

it's just barely under everyone's radar so they know it if you explain it but they probably won't know it off the top of their head

 

[maximiliaan]

my sister had the best one ive heard.

she was walking when she passed the "cool kids" hanging around when one of them yelled to her, oh look its the stupid little sister of that fucktard seb! (seb is my brother) my sister replied to him, "ive fucked your mother yesterday! and you know what? she sucked ass!"

she was 14 years at that time, so 11 years ago and all the your mother jokes werent overused by then.

 

[Puns]

The US was like, shit terrorists! And this guy was like hey US you're 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer.

 

[SFB]

try not to use that one because once you use that. you win. hands down.

 

[E-Nix]

I know that the your mom ones have already been overused in this thread but oh well.

I've heard your sister is really good at cumbacks.

 

[Puns]

 

[daannnnieel]

It's not really a comeback, but whenever someones insulting me, I agree with them and add things onto what they were previously saying.