Best comebacks ever!

[Anathema]

i think joe carter's come from behind homerun to win the world series for the blue jays in '93 takes the cake. i mean, they're down 6-5, and he hits a 3 run jack with 2 outs!!

 

[Anathema]

(p.s, i was at that game). it was freaking AWESOME!!!!!

 

[dwall]

at least i have one

 

[FERREZZ]

if its a chick just say shut up your fat

 

[skisebski]

damn straight.lol

 

[timmi]

"you look like 100 paco's"

 

[salomonskiier12]

ur mom goes to college

 

[Leckett]

your mom

 

[Leckett]

or say takes one to know one when someone calles you a faggit

 

[salomonskiier12]

your mom *and sister both go to college

 

[wskibum176]

why are all of these directed at girls. what about other ones directed at guys

 

[Ericpbp]

ok ill start... i was walking out of my door to go to my first class of the day...had my new beanie on pretty stoked and she goes nice hat fag... i turned to her and say "shut up bitch ill rape you"...she looked at me and walked off.. i thought it was a good one.. alittle over the top but a good one

hahaha that was hilarious

 

[jsof9]

at work this past summer this electrician was being a dick, so i called him an asshole.

his response: "It's assholes like me that keep you butt-fuckers in business."

he was a douchebag, but a pretty good comeback....

 

[Elijah.]

get your dick out of a vacuum cleaner and get a life

thats a pretty good one for guys

 

[salomonskiier12]

in a sports game or sumthing: ive seen more intensity watching paint dry

 

[twix_182]

recent there had been this girl annoying me and i just tell her "im going to eat your babies"