Best comebacks ever!

[XxLibertYxX]

ok ill start... i was walking out of my door to go to my first class of the day...had my new beanie on pretty stoked and she goes nice hat fag... i turned to her and say "shut up bitch ill rape you"...she looked at me and walked off.. i thought it was a good one.. alittle over the top but a good one

 

[CBROOKS]

u could problly get into some real trouble for tha... funny as hell tho

 

[MitchPee]

if i wanted to use my comeback id scrape it off your moms teeth

 

[CooksCorner]

^yep

 

[KEVTRON]

ahaha i thought that was funny

 

[^NewYork]

worst comebackever. all you need to say is shut up ho

 

[whattheshit]

just say bitch make me a sandwich

 

[tBatt]

fuck that was mine

 

[tBatt]

or 'bitch y arent u in the kitchen'

 

[SSteezle]

"get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie"

 

[iridefattwins]

a simple back had will set that bitch straight

 

[sneather]

ya that would probably work

 

[STAUSS]

"ill rape you " is pretty good......

 

[couchskier]

saying you were gonna rape her probably freaked her out a bit you should of said something like "those jeans make your ass look huge" or "you still have some cum in your hair" another good one I used ounce was "oh your that girl everyone is talking about"

 

[cams]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Snowcase]

or pull out a 5 and say i owe u this from last night or if u really hate her a quarter

 

[Ruski]

^haha yes! one of the guards i work w. lifeguarding used to tell me to go make a sandwhich whenev. i asked a q. and one day i actually made a sandwhich and threw it at him when he said it

 

[AwR]

is (insert you name) gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

[.John.]

you should have just punched her in the eye.

 

[spin]

shutup cum-dumpster

 

[sniper_6]

i usually go with "shut up bitch, ill smack you"

 

[skipimp_]

.... shameful. just shameful. and not to mention So 1999.

say something that hurts if shes trying to hurt. like "bleed much this month?" or " at least MY mom isnt embarassed to be seen with me"

 

[sconniestyle]

liverpool vs ac in the last Champions LEauge final.

 

[Snowcase]

or is it that time of month?

 

[bueyan]

when somebody gets mad at you, be like, 'i know this isn't the best time to tell you, but remember a few weeks back when your mom went out for a bit, and didn't come home that night?? Ya. She was at my house. We had sex. Shes pregnent, sorry dood'

 

[crooks]

haha i used that so much in the IN HONOR OF BLOODNINJA CULT

 

[crunkkrew*tck]

"shut up bitch ill rape you"

so very unclever. are you in middle school

 

[Daniel.]

i have a good one....just be like "wanna make out?" its a good one cause they nevr expect it

 

[spen-cer]

ur gay hahah jk

 

[Daniel.]

directed at a girl of course...unless you swing that way

 

[Dilla]

if you call her fat, itll teach her a serious lesson. but raping her is a good lesson teacher too

 

[salomonskiier12]

tell him/her that their mom goes to college

 

[t-roy]

in the words of Dane Cook, "...GAYLORD"

 

[Wafflez]

your gay!

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

hahha YES!!! Dane Cook is one of the funniest men alive

 

[freeze_and_burn]

priceless

 

[rynmartn]

just throw a book at her then look around, then run

 

[salomonskiier12]

say...

I see you still have your kneepads on from last night.

 

[awsomecoolguy]

simply say yeah well i'm not an ugle dirty chicken fucker so i am in fact a higher form of life. now bitch make me a sandwitch

 

[salomonskiier12]

or...

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humorm73.htm

all comebacks

 

[timmi]

heh. there was this girl on my bus. stupidest bitch i have ever met. she was hot so i forgaver her. but anyway. i would always come up with these burns on her.

(she had a massive forhead) "hey, i feel like watching a movie. hold still, ill get the projector.

(one day she had a pimple on her face, and people are making stupid jokes)so i turn around and yell "which ones your nose!!!!, gah, dont worry about it, you can barely see it compared to your forhead."

and this other kid, i call him bitchface goes to me. and says "hey man, nice ipod, whats that cost you, 5 bucks*snickers*"

"buddy, its an ipod, not that whore you call a mother"

 

[skier27]

^thats always a good way to get to kno the hot girl

 

[InfernoHits]

Tell her that "you are as cool as aids"

 

[k2yeags]

that ones pretty harsh

 

[skisebski]

if its a yo mama joke. say this. and act all mad serious. "my moms dead, thats why my dad and I share yours". and then just smile. and say "WHAT?!"

 

[soulskier]

ummm, did you just burp, something smells like penis

 

[skisebski]

ewwwwwww

 

[SkiCrzy]

'your fat' those two wors will do it

 

[fizzlefry]

wayne brady

ha, good old chapelle show.

 

[SkiMN]

that's awsome

 

[Anathema]

well...