Best Cock Blocks

[ATLskier]

some guy sprayed water on him and tom cruise was gonna sue him for it. Anyways, we all know he wishes it was something else other than water.

 

[jack_weisman]

yep thats it alex you caught me red handed. im lying to newschoolers about my "badassness", and just to give you credit you created a new word, cangrads. you honestly couldnt think of another word other than badassness to use, wow that sucks. i mean even "are you lying to impress newschoolers" would be fine but you toped it all off (thats not the only thing you top off) with "with your badassness." i have to give it to you on that one, if we were trying to come up with the most embarising thing you could possibly say to make the other mad. and i like how u lied at school, nice move, your to afraid to tell me what u actaully said, y.

 

[doitbig]

i think some news reporter sprayed him with a squirt gun. it does look like a jungle book sized load in his eye tho. hahaha.

 

[SteezePatrol]

goddamn laccrosse players and their soggy cracker games.

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

the best is just staring at them really closely while they are making out

 

[jack_weisman]

amen

 

[shagalabagala]

well that is what you are doing isn't it?

 

[ejoy]

Yea exactly, plus some tents can't stay up without tent pegs!?

 

[jack_weisman]

bumborue

 

[jack_weisman]

bumborue

 

[invisman]

Nooooo it's not real. It's a reporter squirting him with water in the face with a trick microphone.

 

[zepscratch]

this weekend 2 of my friends were at some chiks house and at like 3 in the mornig 1 is sleeping and the other 1 starts bangin the chick ad the one sleeping woke up and was like"uhhhhhh wtf"

 

[jack_weisman]

yep

 

[killabees]

im a cock block

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

yeah the girls give u the cock block wen they see how small u are

 

[Ds91260]

virgin

 

[jack_weisman]

yeah what are you gunna do

 

[weazelzb]

i dont find any of these funny. cockblocks suck. grow up.

 

[mariob]

crazy cock blocking yeah