Best Cock Blocks

jack_weisman

jack_weisman

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one a camping trip my friend and his girlfriend were fucking and i was outside with some other girl so i went over to the tent they were in and fliped it over off a bank
 
no its not...its not like his bud and his gf were having sex for the first time i assume so that would be fucking hilarious... shit like thats funny with ur friends
 
Dude i worked out last night, from a squat position, behind your girlfriend...

hahaha some of those are hilarious
 
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My friend and a girl where making out and doing other activities next to me and another girl (we're just friends. So whenever they would get all passionate with the kissing, we'd pull them apart via the girl's hair. They thought it was funny at first, but the after the next 4 times, she started to get a little pissed off haha.
 
ok. so my freind and this girl where goin at it, and i kinda liked the girl...so i killed them both and had my way with the girls bloody corpse.
 
yeah, that's not a cool thing to do. It sounds like these kids are just jealous because they're not the ones having sex.
 
i hate cock blocks and the gotta-go-girls

defintion of the gotta-go-girl: you know at the parties when your starting to get real fly with a chick. you know shit starts feeling right and shes feeling you. you might try to make your move soon but then you get interuptted by one of her good friends becasue she wants to leave. so the girl you were about to get with must leave with the fucking bitchly snotty grumpy slutbag.
 
I was going to put that in the "Who has had a good nihgt" (Thats how its spelt) thread, but you beat me to it in this one.
 
my friend and this one girl wer making out on a couch in a room. i opened the door super quiet (the door is kinda behind and to the side of the couch) and walked over and sat on the couch. they didnt notice until i sat down and turned on the tv
 
ppl my age even still interrupt sex...heck even my parents' friends do it.

it's not immature it's hilarious yo.

but yeah you gotta have a video cam present.
 
this girl in my school was havin sex with her boyfriend and her entire family walked into the room, and she was bent over the bed and both of them were totally naked. so naturally, the kid bolted out a window and ran home.
 
yeah if i had been the kid getting cock blocked i would have done the same, but it was perfect, the other thing i want to do is to have some really nice chick sitting on my lap and then pee on her and try to make everyone in the room think it was her
 
so this one time, my friend was making out with a girl on a bench outside a dorm, so we filled a condom with water, so it was the size of a basketball, and we dropped it on them from the ifth floor. good times.
 
its kinda confusing for anyone who doesnt follow big east basketball. carls not that big

carl krauser was a starting guard for the University of Pittsburgh Basketball team last year
 
perhaps they are the same person my dear jesse?? :P

man..tonight was a harsh night..

and cock blocks are gay and what was pulled tonight was gay and uncalled for. effing girls and gettin between guys lol
 
uhh i find it highly unbelievable that you can flip a tent with 2 people inside and a bunch of other shit too.

dont lie, its just wrong
 
Eh, I just want this in "My threads" for future use of Tom Cruise getting ejaculated on.

Out of curiosity... it is real? Most probably not, but it would be fucking hilarious.
 
when you see her eyeing up another guy. thats when shit has to go down. haha. get her in a room by yourselfs. if i need to tell you how, you should just disregard this
 
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