Best Chair Lift Convos/Experiences

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OKay so my friend and i got paired up with this guy who was like 20, and he has neon yellow OLD k2's that are like 10 feet long, and this snowboarder. Theyre blazed out of their mind and the whole way up the skiier is talking about how he used to go out west wit his dad, where he witnessed his dad cheating on his wife with all these topless chicks in his hot tub...he claims he was like 13 at the time and thats why hes a pimp now...the other snowboarder just laughs at everything...funnnny shit.

Tell your best chair lift convos/experiences...
 
In grade school, we used to make holes in the soft snow with our poles and throw peanuts down them, hoping that peanut plants/trees would grow the next year.

That was always a pretty hot topic of discussion
 
riding up the chairlift with sammy and tj and there are racers infront of us with the name "Middlesex Race Team" sammy starts laughing like a dumbass then points it out to us and the people behind us going"what do you think that means" funny shit
 
nearly getting ripped for all the blunts being smoked in front of me by two single plankers. i was on the chair for all of 3 minutes.
 
10 days in colorado. Literally every chair.

me "Hey you guys from texas?"

Every other person "well how'd ya'all guess that?"

yep. colorado = texas north.
 
Guy asked if me and my friend toked then smoked us out in the gondola night skiing.... Then it happened again with different people the next day
 
It usually starts with realizing that the other people on the chair are cool and then results in some sort of safety meeting.
 
so one powder day up at alta last year my buddy and I rode up the lift with this guy who seemed a bit odd. the guy was on tele gear and was wearing red lenses he kept saying "you always have to question your perceptions" I thin asked him " how many perceptions are you having?" he said "about 9." After some misquestioning about what psychedelic this man was on we finally guessed correctly and he admitted to eing on some of the most bomb acid he had ever done in his life. We laughed with this guy all the way up the lift and when we got to the top of collins the man tele'd off into the trees hippie hollerin the whole way.
 
My friend and I like to make up shit when we ride with a single.

Me - Hey man is your grandma still locked up in the crazy house?

Him - Nah man she got out last month. I think she's in rehab now though.

Me - haha crazy shit man. I can't wait to see her again, I just hope she doesn't try to make me do stuff with her again.

Me to the single on the lift - So how's your day going?
 
Hot boxing the chondola with some strangers. Classic

Oh and once I had a full blown discussion about curling with a stranger. Yup that's right....curling
 
I had a conversatoing about a month ago with a guy in his 50's where he continuously telling me that frisbee golf is going to be the future, bigger than golf, and one day will be in the olympics, pretty interesting lol
 
riding up the lift at stevens pass with my friend and some gypsy

friend-dude my back really hurts after that crash

me-i've got something that will take care of that pain right quick

gypsy-you have bud?!

me-nah nigga I got orreos

gypsy-*sad face*
 
This is a funny one. So i was riding up the lift with these two kids and they were really weird so i said so about how much cocaine do you guys normally do and the one kid says about 2 gallons so i just say o is that how you measure it. and this kid was like yea thats how I measure it.
 
I was rideing up the lift with my buds and some older guy. As soon as we got on this guy started singing the holland national anthem and kept looking over at me (I was sitting next to him) like he wanted me to join in. Massive amounts of awkwardness.
 
this one time I got in the gondola at my local mountain and there was an unopened king size bag of skittles, and I was pretty baked, jackpot.
 
My friend and I riding with a couple of old scraggily bearded ski patrollers and i turn to my friend and simple said, "Do you remember that time your mom got kidney stones and you cried like a little baby back bitch" ...
 
At mount snow dew tour me and a friend rode up with justin dorey and mike riddle.
Friend"hey do you guys burn?"Riddle:"Like smoke weed?"Friend:"Yeah"Riddle:"On occasion"Dorey:"Why are you gonna role up a fatty right now?"Friend:"If you guys are down"Riddle:"Nah we have to train for tomorrow"Friend:"Oh okay" :(

 
Sunny day working on blackcomb glacier @ summer camp. Hadnt eaten anything all day except for a "cookie". On the tbar with headphones on with no music playing. Some guy i dont know next to me on the tbar had his bandana on. His bandana moved and I asked, what? He responds with, Dude, you've asked me "what" like 9 times.
 
my friend told me bout one where he was a single on the lift in alta with 2 guys in their 20s and the conversation went like this:

stranger 1: so i got this chick with huge tits back to my place last night, and when i say huge i mean gigantic. ive seen a lot of tits in my day but these were monsters

stranger 2: and?

stranger 1: but i couldnt fuck her cuz i had explosive shits.

stranger 2: (to my friend) hey kid, you want some red bull and goose
 
1st chair ride up with random canadians by myself

her- *exhaling smoke* you want some mofucker?

me- dont mind if i do.

fucking love canadians
 
Me: Hi

Stranger: Hello

***Long awkward silence...

Me: (turn to stranger and say) MY MOM SAYS I"M OLD ENOUGH TO MASTURBATE NOW.

Stranger: .............

 
Good shit right there. Next time hang your rump out and ski in front of them my friends do that to people all the time and its fuckin hilarious when we see the people in the line and 1 of us has to go up with them.
 
Me and my friend, we're about 15 years old and were sitting in the gondala with these two old retired guys. Old man 1: how you boys doing?us: fine old man 2: you guys look thirsty want a beer?us: ughhold man 1: go on take it, but just finish it before we get to the top.
We ended up talking with the guys all the way up, when we got it we're like " well that was a little weird"
 
The best is to pretend that you're someone else. You'd be amazed of all the things you can come up with. For example, pretend to be British and act the stereotype. Pretend to be rich and spoiled. Act the part. Pretend to have a mental condition. Pretend that you just got out of rehab. The possibility list is endless. You'd be amazed with the reactions that you can get out of people.
 
these two old guys in killington were on the chair with me while i was lapping the park, spent the whole lift talking about how oatmeal has no nuutritional value, it just makes you poop. quote of the day was "It's like drain cleaner for your intestines"
 
one time my friend and i got on a lift with this strange weird kid. then he randomly goes '' i gotta be honest i am blazed out of my mind'' i did not believe it one bit cause he didnt seem like it or someone to do it. so i ask him if he had any and he pulled it out, i quickly grab it for a sec and he starts freaking out and is about to cry. gave it back to him and later he smoked us out.
another one was, friend and i were throwing snow balls on lift and 2 other kids on lift to. we hit one person then kid next to me goes '' black person double points'' then a asian person and his friend goes, Asian!! triple points. he ends up hitting him and the guy waited for him to get down and flipped a shit on him.
 
Guy told me and my friend Stephen that all the worlds problems would be solved if people worked less and played more, and that even though he has 3 kids, owns a business, and gets phone calls from his business 24/7, he skis 6 days a week, and says he's the happiest man in the world.He was honestly one of the coolest people I've ever met.
 
At the moment I think the nicest chair lift conversation I had happened 4 days ago when I was in Snowbasin and met Gary Nates, filmer for WME. He actually boasted about himself all the ride long, saying where McConkey or CR has dropped when they were still alive (RIP), that he went shot the week before in New Zealand. Actually I haven't trusted him, despite all his Warren Miller stickers all over him, until I went in WME website. Actually this dude his one of the nicest I met in my trip in Utah. Thank Gary Nates, to have shown to me and my bro, some of the nicest cliff I've ever done!
 
as a lifty at copper i was riding up execlerator and these two kids pretty much got in a fight beacuse one kid thought paper plates where better than regular plates and the other thought the oppisite.. so none the less these two kids have another kid between them so its me on the left paper plate kid, silent kid. regular plate kid. im smoking a cig and the two kids start throwing puncehs at each other and flipping out and shit and the chair is rocking and the kids are about to fall of so i go.. CUT THAT SHIT THE FUCK OUT!!!!!... the one kid on the other side of the chair. goes... oh yeah what are you gonna do about it. and i was. kid i fuckin work here im a liftie if you want to fight get off the chair.

and once when a kid pooped off mt hood express at medows during race practice. that was funny.
 
one more thought.. i rode up with this cute.. but FUCKIN DRUNK chick... at ski bowl a couple years back. and there was a chick i had been with sitting in the chair right behind us.. now this girl sitting next to me was sooo drunk that she was holding on to the pole like her life depende on it.. pretty much i could not under stand what she was saying besides. omg iam sooooo drunk right now. (drunk chick stye you know) when we got to the top she did not get off at the right time got owned and was pukeing at the top of the chair lift. as i skied away to hit epic pow.... yeah i might have got a handjob. but she was really drunk. like you dont wan to deal with her drunk..

and i love getting on chairs and then the beers come out! ..
 
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