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Lanemeyers
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'Hey Teddy, slow down, I'm gonna cum...'
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
*Fujative*
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Wow, when did that get there?
Evan
Evan
SimonFiller
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'what the hell is that?'
221
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aww crap, I'm standing on an anthill!
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Ummm, looks tasty.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
icecreamsandwich
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'hrm i did do a wonderful job painting my toenails'
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
caylorswift
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wow. so thats why all my girlfriends have gone lez... damn.
°SamDCaylor°
www.poniverus.com
°SamDCaylor°
www.poniverus.com
clrumivier4life
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I told my mom it was bigger than her pinky, but she didn't believe me.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
221
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COME HERE BOY! WHO LIKES THE SKIPPY?? WHO LIKES THE SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER???
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
221
Active member
Lance, when did you get your asshole pierced?
whos the wiseguy that swapped my lube with super glue?
no stir sticks huh? that wont stop me from enjoying a cup of coffee...
When was the last time you wiped?
She had quite a bit to drink. I wonder if she'll wake up...?
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
whos the wiseguy that swapped my lube with super glue?
no stir sticks huh? that wont stop me from enjoying a cup of coffee...
When was the last time you wiped?
She had quite a bit to drink. I wonder if she'll wake up...?
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
221
Active member
looks like frostbite...
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Irotate360
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'a cathadur goes in there, oochy'
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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!
Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!
Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
joe_cool_ski
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3 inches is better than 2
canonrider
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Alright Jansen, im putting the gerbil in now??
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Nine_Milla_Killa
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What do you mean I'm not invisible?
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What is the colour of a mirror?
'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha
NS hockey pool champion: 2003
www.theeasyrider.com
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What is the colour of a mirror?
'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha
NS hockey pool champion: 2003
www.theeasyrider.com
221
Active member
so I tried turpentine, but that just made it worse.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
221
Active member
come baby, at least PRETEND you like it.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
never_summer
Active member
damn lube does really make a difference
original member of CWDM
official CWDM rep
official kuddha rep
- ROOTS
original member of CWDM
official CWDM rep
official kuddha rep
- ROOTS
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
What_A_Wookie
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thats the last time i go swimming...
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
dilla_says_go
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lick my taint you jersey fuck
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-Steve
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
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-Steve
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Crystal-needs-a-park
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huh, it's an innie.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Crystal-needs-a-park
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self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
jarossamdb7
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well the infection is starting to get a little better.
or: damn! masterbating is tireing!
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freek heaven!
or: damn! masterbating is tireing!
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freek heaven!
skierdudeguy
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hey look! the gound!
hey look! a penis!
its always the pretty girls who have em
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
hey look! a penis!
its always the pretty girls who have em
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Bob_Loblaw
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now i have a combover everywhere!
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
hucksterjibber15
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oooh look a lady bug. i wonder if that lady bug is into beastiality as much as i am. here mrs lady bug..... i have a present for you
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
ns army, whatever is right below the general
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
ns army, whatever is right below the general
rossignol_rider
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i didnt know it was THAT cold out there
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Ahmets_Brother
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where did you go little buddy?
whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?
beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck
whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?
beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck