best beer to bong...

doesnt bonging it pretty much take away any difference?

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2 40 oz's of old english malt liquor, i did that the other night and was totally beligerent, it goes down the same as regular beer

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busch light. its cheap and it gets the job done.

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Yea i'm gonna go with Busch light on this one too. Cheap and effective. Put a floater of some hard on it if you really want to get fucked up

 
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^who cares if it tastes good? you're beerbonging it, its only going to be in your mouth for 10 seconds max, and thats if you really suck at bonging.

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^who cares if it tastes good? you're beerbonging it, its only going to be in your mouth for 10 seconds max, and thats if you really suck at bonging.

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well, if its something that tastes like Fin Du Monde, and you're doin alot of it, than chances are, you're not gonna be feelin too good

 
no way guys, czech beer all the way. Pilsner-Urquell will do the trick, or even the belgian stella artois.

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Bonging Stella??? No. Stella is made to enjoy and savour. Wildcat strong is made for bonging.

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^ thats exactly right. black ice is alright too. you need something cheap with at least 7% alcohol.

but you know where its really at? Wine funnels. thats the future.

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^I prefer funneling screwdrivers. It works really well with about a mickey of vodka and 2/3 of a bottle of OJ.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

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^what the fuck is a mickey??

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11 ounces of fine premium vodka, or the piss if you're bonging it.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
whoever said cold, that's really all that matters.....no matter what shitty beer you are pouring down your throat the colder the better

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you guys are obviously amatures. in order to get the drunkest the fastest, you need to be able to get it down fast, and keep it down. since you are chuggin, the flavour has nothing to do with it. soooo you want something cheap. and something with a lot alcohol. all signs point to old english or bull max. but the thing is... cold beer is a shock on the system. although it does taist better, taiste isn't involved here. the next thing you have to wory about is keeping it down. carbonation is a major consern when downing beers, cuz it builds up in your stomach, and makes you puke it back up. that sucks. like what a waste of good booze. soooo what you do is get a 40, open it, leave it sitting out for a few hours, let it get warm and flat, then funnel away. oh science... so good when it is getting me drunk.

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isnt the whole point of bonging beers to see if you can take the carbonation???? making beer flat is no fun, thats just for pussies trying to say, 'i can bong 4 beers easily'(aka ducttapeman)

 
^the whole point of bonging beers is to get super drunk super fast. That method involving flat 40s sounds good. I might have to try it.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
supervore..... you are a fucking tool. who the fuck drinks so that they can brag about how many fucking beers they can bong? wow. you ask for advice.... i give you what you are looking for then you call me a pussy? you suck at life.

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I like dead kittens.
 
actually i asked for what kind of beer is the best for bonging, but the topic veered into a different direction(best way to bong a beer)... anyway i was just showing your post from a different perspective, sorry if i pissed you off

 
props to Jib this, the strong kitten's are just what the doc ordered for bonging...

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yeah, you kids are amatuers

lucky lager has a 40 (yeah as if normal lucky wasn't cheap enough) thats 10 percent, way stronger than OE or colt. You need to get yourself a funnel and throw that shit down, you will be beligerent in about 20 minutes

 
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