Best bathroom at the hill?

There's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol
 
I usually make sure I won't need to do that. So usually off a trail or in the woods, a nice and hardy piss spot.
 
Behind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside
 
13758429:Mingg said:
probably a bush

13758447:robbinJAHood said:
There's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol

13758507:jaimegilfish said:
The bathroom in the expensive restaurant upstairs is my number one go too.... they have 2 ply up there

Girls don't poop though
 
Why slow down if you dont have to? Charge hard all day

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13758517:broto said:
Behind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside

This. Water/beer and almonds so you dont have to shit and can just rock a pisser right in the woods before some tasty lixx
 
So the plumbing didn't work at one of our on hill bathrooms all off season and there were a bunch of construction folks there for building our new lift. There was a massive poop stalagmite by the end of fall it was gnar.

But I stand by the fact that if a bear can shit in the woods then so can i
 
At Jay Peak before the waterpark and renovations the bathrooms at stateside were fucking gnarly. Holes in the wood stall with arrows to see dicks in the urnials.
 
Taking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment
 
13758992:tac0.slayer said:
Taking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment

Know how I know you've never used a squatty potty?
 
I stop at a coffee shop on the way there.

At university my bathroom was in the basement of the physics building. It was a dark old basement filled with lasers and shit. But the bathroom was bright and super clean all the time. And no one else used it. I would walk across campus to use it.
 
At my home mountain theres a really small bathroom in a back locker room that almost no one knows about. Always clean and never a line. Its right next to a door on the side of the lodge no one goes to so you can pretty much ski right up to it, and when you're done its almost next to one of the main lifts.
 
13758880:DeebieSkeebies said:
Wearing bibs makes it 100x more difficult/time consuming to shit.

I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants
 
13763642:mmccarthy81 said:
I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants

I peed a little on my new bibs this weekend :/
 
Back in my ski school days, I'd stop by the employee bathroom

Had hot water plumbed into it and it was awesome for cold days
 
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