BEST ANTI EMO SONG EVER!

freestyler540

freestyler540

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adam and Andrew came up with this song

http://homepage.mac.com/them/emosong1.mp3

here are the lyrics:

"Dear diary,

Mood: apathetic

My life is a spiral downward, and i couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance and suffocate me dry concert. It sucks cuz they play some of my favorite songs like "stab my heart because i love you" and "rip apart my soul" and of course "stab you, rip stab stab". And it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band can do some days"

I’m an emo kid, non conforming as can be

You’d be non conforming too if you look just like me

I have paint on my nails and make up on my face

I’m almost emo enough to shave my legs

Cuz i feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag

Cuz our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes

Cuz emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat, i must be emo

I don't jump around when i go to shows

I must be emo

I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem

The way i dress makes every day feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but i like to make believe

I stole my sister's mascara and now I’m grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get throw a hawthorn heights album with out sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun

They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat, i must be emo

I don't jump around when i go to shows

I must be emo

Dying my hair and polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

"My life is just a black abyss you know? It’s so dark and it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans, which i look great on me by the way."

When i get depressed, i cut my wrist in every direction

Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection

I write in a Livejournal and wear thick rimmed glasses

I told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes

I’m just a bad cheap imitation of Goth

You can read me "catcher in the rye" and watch me jack off

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If i said i like girls I’d only be half right

I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw x-box, i play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be emo

"My parents just don't get me you know? They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy... well a couple guys. But i mean, it's the 2000's now. Can’t 2 or 4 dudes make out with out being gay? I mean chicks dig that sort of thing any ways. I don't know diary, some times i think you’re the only one that gets me, you’re my best friend. I feel like tacos"

I love this song!

 
pretty old but still funny

"girls keep breaking up with me, its never any fun, they say they already have a pussy, they dont need another one"

hahaha best line
 
here is a better one by Cheap Sex

'Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco.

The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit

into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded

me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup again. He's

such a nazi. I wish i could just run away to somewhere

where people could understand me. I make out with one

guy at a show and I'm gay? Hello, it's the new millenium.

Ever heard of experimentation? I tried to cut my wrist

yesterday but some of the blood got on my pants, and I totally

freaked. Needless to say, they're ruined.'

For the past few years we've seen you around

pretentious art fags taking over my town

You're too mature to have any fun

Your trend in a year will be over and done

Your hair isn't a bowl or any shape

You're acting like you're gay just to get laid

and a white belt holds up your pants

you're too mature to fucking dance

FUCK EMO!

we aren't dead

and in a year there will be none left.

'mmm, emo. you bet your sweet ass it's emo. ooh, doesn't it

just make you wanna cry?'

[repeat verse and chorus]

'anyway, my life is just a black abyss. I'm up to 98

pounds now and i don't know what to do. I don't know,

maybe i'll join the navy.
 
I bet some cloned out stupid fucking bros, with no style whatsoever, wrote that. Keep wearing your sweet Quicksilver and shit..I mean, its not like there are 230947039740374 other guys that look exactly like you.

and the fact that some kids actually took the time to write that is sort of sad.

not to mention how overly dramatic they interpret the "Average Emo Kid".

It was funny though, I'll give them that. But it spoke of the super stereotypical "emo kid" that usualy doesn't even exist.
 
Yeah, I hear that one already, its good. I have another one in french, its basicaly 2 guy that were high rapping about how emos a gay.
 
lol yeah id much much rather pretend im a black man from new york when im actually a SKIER... Dont forget what color you are. Emo kids are gay, but atleast they know what color they are
 
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