Best and Worst Smells and Scents

Oh yes! Good choices!

Let me add:

Best:

- Girls (hair)

- Girls sweat can be VERY nice/arousing

- The sea (I can't believe how no one has said this yet!)

- My own farts

- My mum

- Hairgel

- Sunscreen

- Baby-oil

Worst:

- Rain hitting hot pavement. So disgusting.

- Rotten food

- Mens sweat
 
About the burning cat poo:

If was at a party, everything was chill BBQ, etc..

A couple of hours later everyone was drunk and one person decided to empty the kitty litter box on the BBQ, what followed was the worst stench ever.

I mean ever, seriously people fainted and puked everywhere invoking even more puking until it became a puke fest.

If Germany had this technology to their disposal in WOII we would all be speaking German a.t.m.

Then they dared one guy to smear it on his face for 300 euros, and so he did.

According to the legends despite a zillion baths he still smelled horrible.

He did a facial peel just to get rid of the stench.

Seriously never set fire to cat poop, it may be the last thing you will ever do.

 
Wtf was up with Yankee candle kid??? Haha what a weirdo. Also best smell, fresh can of tennis balls. Slazergers of course because they come in the tin not plastic.
 
Oh and ps I've been told hockey bags smell like death but I've never minded, guess I just got used to it.
 
BEST: thanksgiving dinner. The mix of apple sauce, apple pie, the turkey, and the gravy... Fapfapfapfapfap WORST: tuna
 
You get a special prize for being the first to say bacon, I was expecting it much sooner. I give you a telepathic high five.
 
Worst thing I have ever smelled hands down was a perirectal abscess filled with blood, pus, and necrotic tissue, that spontaneously drained when the dude started shitting on himself. Oh, did I mention the smell made him throw up? The smell of shit, vomit, pus, blood, and dead tissue will forever be burned into my memory.

As for best smells...camp fires, the smell of exhaust and fuel at the marina in the summer, and pretty much all good food when I'm hungry.
 
absolutely love the smell of:

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Gotta ask, how did that come to happen, did he just not take care of his private places or what? Not too familiar with rectal abscesses.
 
BEST

1. The smell of Muskoka and home. Always magical to come back to after being in a city.

2. Girl. So tantalizing.

3. My bed.

WORST

1. Diapers. I had to clean up the garbages after closing the provincial park I work at, and diapers had spilled everywhere. Near vomit experience.

2. Bad vag.

3. Vomit.
 
I lose every time.

BEST:

Getting in the shower after you get done working out

Fresh pizza

Puppies

Spring

Washed clothes

Worse:

Farts after drinking cheap alcohol.. Nothing is worse.

 
Just today I walked through a football field where some young thugs had gone crazy, breaking stuff all over and dumping a dumpster from a nearby children's park over the field... Shitty diapers baking in the sun everywhere, Jesus fuck the smell...
 
Best smells: Cinnamon, vanilla, fresh laundry, pine tree smell, and gasoline.

Worst smells: Body odour, fish, and old cigarette smoke smell.
 
Best Smells: Sunscreen, fresh apples, cantaloupe, mint, wet earth, basil, rhubarb, and peaches

Bad Smells: Smoking, stale beer,exhaust, overripe fruit, the guy that can't manage to wear deodorant, and a car after it hasn't been cleaned the entire summer
 
Ooooh one last:

Worst: rotting worm

In 3rd grade we caught a couple frogs and put them in an aquarium in our class. We went out to catch some bugs to feed them and I stumbled across a worm which I thought they could fancy. I put it in an airtight jelly jar (3rd grade logic) and set it next to the aquarium. Sure enough, I forgot all about it, and after the weekend was over and we got back to the class, there was a rotting worm in an airtight jar. It was my jar so I took it upon myself to clean my mess up, brought it down to the bathroom and when I opened it, the most foul, nasal-cavity-numbing smell was exuded and I nearly yakked like crazy. To this day I am extremely sensitive to this smell, which I often get a whiff of when I go outside after it rains and the worm come out to die on the pavement. Fuck my life.
 
Best:

Febreeze detergent. I use it to wash my ski gear, and it always smells so good when I put on a baselayer and it smells super fresh. Reminds me of ski season every time.

Cigarette smoke. I hate to admit it, but I actually really love the smell of a lit cigarette. Don't smoke, never have, but man do they smell good.

Bacon. Pretty self-explanitory

Certain females

Worst:

hands after wearing gloves all day

burning hair
 
Dmt smoke is not a pleasant scent in itself.. But then again most favorite scents are because they recall fond memories for people.
 
Best is cut grass and a sidewalk after rain. Worst is my dog after eating a rotten animal and taking a swim in a septic tank, or dead seals.
 
Best:

Gasoline

Some girls

Ocean

Rain + warm pavement (thanks for reminding me taj!)

Worst:

Low tide. I live on a tidal river and exposed mudflats on a hot afternoon smell fucking awful some days

Someone else's farts

Some girls

My ski boots/feet

Sweat/sweaty sports gear
 
Your crazy, I love the smell of fresh asphalt. I work in a testing lab so there constantly burning asphalt, fucking love it.

My favourite smell is evergreen trees in the winter, sooooo good. Worst is anything to do with rotting fish,
 
best:

pancakes cooking

bacon cooking

gasoline

spray paint

good cologne

girls perfume

black ice air freshener for cars

Old Spice deodorant

vanilla

smores

worst:

dead animals

puke

fat kids

onions

burning rubber

new rubber mats in a hockey rink

cat's litter box

 
Best: Ashphalt, 100LL Av-Gas, Cutting most woods (some smell like shit) My own sweat, Rain on hot pavement. Worst: rotting anything, alot of people's breaths, the smell of someone else gum, old shoes.
 
Pine Trees

Dank forests

rain on the pavement

the ocean

vanilla

popped corn

teas

Campfire

When you open your grinder

worst:

this "dumpster room" at the waste water treatment plant that was just like a dumpster that just got filled with the solid shit that didnt break down and sat there for god knows how long. Easily the worst thing i have ever smelled by a along shot
 
Best:

Fresh coffee in the morning

campfires

Worst:

B/O

Bathrooms after someone destroys a toilet
 
i love smelling a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar chips. you get that huge hit of vinegar that you can feel in your jaw as it makes you grit your teeth cause it's so strong..
 
You know how some people smell bad to you and some smell good? Well, one of my favorite smells is a guy who smells good to me after they've worked out and they're all sweaty. Mmmm. If the guy smells gross I want to vomit. Cruel world really.

The weirdest thing happened to me, I smelt a candle at a friends house that was like beach themed or something, and it smelt soo good. Like too good. Like i wanted to do certain things after smelling it, if you pick up what i'm layin' down. I wanted to steal that candle.

Bad smells, um. I cannot, CANNOT stand smelling other peoples burps. For some reason it kills me. Farts I don't mind too much, but burp near enough that i smell it and you're dead.
 
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