best all around skiier

Jon olsson. didn't he place in a big mountain competition or something this year?? well, he races (and that helped him at the slow slopesstyle coarse at the xgames) and he's one of the top newschoolers, worlds best in pipe probably. the only thing he sucks at are moguls

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As much as some of you will protest this, I'd go with Jonny Moseley.

He can obviously rip the bumps as hard as anyone in the world. He can ski big mountain very well, as seen in various ski movies in the past couple years. He can keep up in the newschool department. Though he does lack style, he can still throw the big boy tricks.

He can ski skiercross too.

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i think candide, one of the reasons im saying this is cause he's one of my favorites, but from what i've heard he can take huge cliff drops big mountains, he's good in the backcountry, awesome at pipe, and im guessing since he skied in europe all his life he's seen some fucking gnary lines.

 
i agree with whoever said mike dougless. tanner is pretty good all around too. in happy dayz he does a zero spin off a cliff

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you guys are forgetting about me here! i am the best all round skier!!! lol just kidding

Meg Oster is pretty sweet though!! :o)

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Morrison, McConkey, Candide, and JP i think could all be considered for it. each one can do it all. but they all lots of guys that would be close, like tanner hall, jon olson, shane szocs, mide d., etc.

 
any pro who has experaince racing would be for sure the best all around skier

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morrison definately, watch high society if you disagree.

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whoever said mosely was right on the money, either him or mckonkey

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yo i would have to go with ollson he is a crazy skier..but yeah candide i so nuts doing insanly large flairs to late one 180's on high north's QP

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J.P Auclair, Seth Morrison, Shane Szocs, **shudder** Moseley, Candide Thovex is good too, Ken Kreitler, aw fawk theres way too many,

 
Shane McConkey! definetley, there is nothing that that man can not ski, morrison is a close second, then Mike D.

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jeremy april was pretty good me thinks

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I vote for that one guy, you know that one guy. he's like......ya, that one guy. mike wilson, dash long, damn those kids are defently shoot to the top.

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CR Johnson, I think he is one of the best young star coming up, he has already made his mark in many comps and vids. He is strong and has the weaponry to become the best. I call it right now he wins next years xgames slopestyle.

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All of the guys r sick but i gotta give my vote to Mike D. After watchin him in propaganda and seeing him ski in person i say Mike Douglas

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Jonny Mosely.

He's the best

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Seth or McConkey, they are the best all rounders and mosely too, they rip hard every where

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depends on what you mean. you said best skier...that to me means more back country than jibbin'

anyways IMO, seth, shane, jp, johnny is good too.

i agree in a couple of years people like:

jon, candide, vinny, C.R. with a little work on their back country.

C.R. and jon throw some sick D-spin 9's (mad style yo) that i don't think seth and shane can throw.

 
Dude, it's all about JP and Vinnie. Yah, and JP's so good, he doesn't even have to compete anymore. There's no point in it, he'd blow everyones socks off (damn that injury...!)

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its hard to say though, i mean they all have crazy attributes, but you never see peole like candide doing bc, but people like mcConkey are doing crazy d-spins in the park so its hard to say

 
uhhhh your definately gonna eat those words when you see rastafaride.

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Cr johnson!!!!!!!

He can rip up powpow and do the biggest park jumps on the planet, unnatural is his middle name, and he has tricks that are really stylie, and his muscles are big

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im sayin either mike d or seth morisson! douglas rips anything and seth drops huge lines with style and can even rip up the park too!

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probably wont ever get sent to oz, so i may be biased by this, if candide skis sick lines it puts him up way there, but shane has proved himself everywhere. All those that have seen 'There's something about McConkey' are left with a huge respect for him but i guess that was what rastafaride did with candide.

 
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