This is obviously an alais so whoever you are, STFU. Got owned after sticking SW 1, 5, and 9 over a 120 ft gap going over 50 mph? Everyone who says this shit looks soooo stupid to anyone who can actually ski.
I would say that you'd cry if you exploded both your ankles but you are to big of a pussy to try anything that might cause such an injury.
...I guess there is a chance of breaking your ankles while doing "truckdrivers" for your boyfriend.