Being too High

haha this happened to me before.

>first time making brownies

>added 1/4 O to them

>me and one other friend eat the entire batch, wait for it to kick in

>fuck it, lets go skate

> goes to skate park like 2 blocks from my house and smoke a bowl to kick start the high

> get paranoid as fuck, think ever car is a cop looking for us

>actually see a cop, coming up the street so we fucking book it into an apartment complex area, hop fences and shit

>look at phone

>8:30

>cop probably wasnt after us anyways but fuck it

> go to corner store and look at tea selection with friend for a good 10 minutes

>brownies are in full effect mode

>go to clerk, "its a hard selection huh? heu heu heu"

> cruise streets to the high school, then back to my house.

>look at clock

>10:30

>wtf

It took me 2 god damn hours to travel about 6 blocks, on a skate board.

>woke up, puked, still high

>look out side, house got tp'd, fuck.

>clean shit up and go to work, still high.

God Damn edibles.
 
Gonna come clean I puked the first time i used a volcano. I blazed through 9 bags and was sippin and stright upchucked.
 
I've gotten extremely zooted and hiked an a-frame box at my mountain for hours at a time more than once.

Couple nights ago me and a buddy smoked a few blunts, packed a few bongs, and spent about half an hour trying to figure out where he went because he was clearly high off this earth. Another guy we were with had a conversation with the bong and a couple of the blunts trying to ask them how the fuck they were lasting so long
 
I don't wanna type the whole story, but my friend was so high he fell asleep on the bus and the driver brought him back to the bus depot not knowing someone was still on the bus.
 
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