#1
dabbed my first time out of a rig, took a fat ass dab, then smoked like 5 bowls. started playing xbox, looked at the clock and i hadnt moved for literally 4 hours.
so i dabbed more and then tried to get cereal from the cupboards, but midway i forgot how to use my arms/legs and collapsed on the floor, then my vision went black and i woke up to people staring in my face and i was like "i dont know how to move my limbs"
eventually i recovered and began walking around exclaiming "i don't like dabs"
#2
i was hitting a bong in the woods with my friends and there were 5 of us to begin with and we had an eighth between us.
we smoke like 10 bowls and one kid leaves, then another kid is like im high already and he leaves
so theres 3 of us left and we're the ones with weed (each had a dub) and we just keep smoking and smoking. one kid leaves and he forgets his weed so me and my friend are like, let's smoke it all!
we end up with like a dime left and we're so high at this point we can barely open our eyes and we start saying i don't feel good i think im too high but we smoke all of it.
we start flipping shit. we start hearing things, had like retarded trippy conversations about creating clone armies of yourself.
then it gets bad. we start bugging out and we start like wiping down the bong and saying that there are fingerprints on the trees we need to cut them down. we were convinced the police put a tracking device in our bong so we had only one choice.
we smashed the bong on a bunch of rocks and we start running away and we find this other kid passed out with his legs in a river and we like drag him through the woods
we ended up in an alley by a chinese food restaurant discussing escape plans when we realize we have been gone for like 5 hours and we all ran home.
don't know what they did but i ate a shitload of food, took a shower then slept.