Being Tanner Hall

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Well this is more of an article but i knida wanted to get some feedback on it. I went up to whitetail today as usual and was skiing and all these kids were giving me wierd looks and pointing in awe. I thought nothing of it and kept skiing. Anyways One of my buddys got me a whitetail name tag that said I was tanner hall cause my hair kinda looks like his. So i went with it and acted like tanner for a day it was pretty cool. Everyone was asking me for pointers and what not along with pictures and hell i even got free lunch out of it. So I know this was a bad idea to go along with but is better to leave some kid pumped that he met tanner hall and switch sports(some of em were snowboarders) or to be a complete fake but know that i made some kids day?Anyways we all got a good laugh out of it and were all having fun

Shouts to Epic/ C.R. and Jordan/ Vinnie (haha)

 
Naw my buddy was talkin to the cashier chick and told her who i was and she gave it to me for free along with two other guys that were riding with me

 
Hey! I was one of those kids! You mean you're not tanner hall???

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my friend totally looks like tanner hall...cept he falls trying 360s instead of switch rodeo 10s...but yeah his hair was all fucked up today adn I could have sworn it was tanner hall....a long time ago there was a tanner imposter and he ended up being in a magazine as tanner, but it really wasn't him

I'm gonna kick your ass...From here to right over there!
 
if i was tanner hall, i would learn how to kick myself in the balls. he's a big doouche bag, as far as as im concerned. His trichks arent anything innovative, and heis bopring to watch. He is gonna be the nest jonnnny mosely. the freeskier for fun who turned hollywood, but still skis for fun. all the sponbsors and $ are part of it...BOOOOO!

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Go back to the freeze forum. And I think it's stupid that you pretended to be him.

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dude, thats pretty weak that u impersonated a pro and got some kids thinking u were him. not cool.

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sorry for that stupid post, i was a lot more wasted half of an hour ago when i wrote that, i just read it and feel pretty freeze-forumish

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i had to look twice at this guy in the park cuz i thought he was tanner

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thats not funny....if someone posed as my favorite skier in the world and i found out he wasnt really that person i wouldnt be happy at all.....thats like thinking your a boy but then you find out your a girl...or something..if that made sense...

-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
 
isnt that illegal...personal fraud or some shit like that? I remember when harvey told that guy off that was pretending to be mike nick.hahaha

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haha oh well its not that big of deal relax hes just a skier not a god, and i heard tanners pretty cool and down to earth, how arent his trickes inovative?

I like skiing
 
His trix are not down to earth, but anyway! I have to kick your asx for the pointer you gave to my little brother!!! Come on over man! Let`s do it...

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yeah it was pretty fucked up , but everyone got a good kick out of it and i think its still funny so i'll just go back to the freeze forum haha no

 
For the record I was tellin the guy who was dissin tanner to go back to the freeze forum not 'the_unkown'.

'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
 
thanks for clarifying that Jon.

Hehe I don't see a problem with it, no mortal offense there. Face it, everyone wants to be a pro. Pretty cool stuff.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
i'm going to go to the cashier at Blue and be like 'I'm darryl Hunt, give me free food' and see if it works... what do ya think? think I'll be able to eat for free?

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im gonna go out on a limb here and say matt kline got you the tag, and the 2 you were skiing with were scott and chad?

 
aahahha thats a really good one....i think when i did a flatspin in the pipe some said 'yo yo dumont' ahahahha

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if i was tanner, id go find the highest bridge possible with the sharpest rocks under it and just drop myself off it

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im the real plumpwonton...when im there people are like oh crap..asian.

anyways...pretending to be a pro really isnt good.

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dude post a pic of yourself to see if we can mistake you for tanner

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once i was at bellayer and some kid yells to me: are you (i forget the name, but some line Amiture rider), and i was like ummmm no, im bad at skiing.

 
^haha

but speaking of which...to the thread starter, you must be pretty good at skiing for someon to even mistake you for tanner for even a second

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this lil kid in the line foir the Tbar at whistler asked for my autograph cause he thought i was sarah burke. it was soo cute

and OMG i saw tanner hall too, 2 weeks ago, and like omg he hit on me and my sister and blew us kisses, i was like omg is tanner hall, ahhh... and then TJ schiller and JOsh BibbY were like shit, fuck him so you can get next years oakley stuff. but we were like na'hhh

(true story, but VERY over exagerated (sp?))

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hahahahha OMG i was one of them like 3 years ago up at Ski Whitetail dude i was like 12 and i was so stoaked and thought he was the best person in the world...i can say that its kinda funny now knowing hes not that cool

 
hahhahahahha OMG^

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i love lamp.....

'i hope his mom doesn't ground him so we can be gangbangers''

strode420

.tanner deffinatly doesn do drugs.. he is straight edge.

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i...love...lamp..

'i hope his mom doesn't ground him so we can be gangbangers''

strode420

.tanner deffinatly doesn do drugs.. he is straight edge.

-linemaverick540
 
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