Being Single SUCKS!

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skier_chick_360

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ya ive been single WAY too long now and its startin to piss me off?!? I mean how hard is it for a girl to find a half decent guy these days??

Anyone else wishin they werent single?

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My halo needs some duct tape.
 
then you're obviously either:

a) not looking in the right places

b) setting your standards way too high.

c) forgetting the biggest part of a relationship...compromise!!!

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
take what you can get.. the next guy that takes a double take of you, go fuck him... and proceed to go out with him...

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
I wish that Natalie Portman was in my bed, does that count?

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Vote rebel!

'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
 
Okay, listen here, girls don't have a hard time getting fucked. Guys will always fuck a hot chick...

ohhhh wait a sec.... are you hot???

because that may be the problem

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
aeden, your a ski chick... there rnt to many these days that r as cool as you are so you should be getting alot of oppertunities

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
im tired of being single too, wanna go out?

Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
single is the way to go...

if i were to ask someone or something...i would tratigically plan it so i wouldnt have to stay home from skiing to have like '6 month anniversary'

that shit is stupid..

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
i love bein single, you can do whatever you want, dont have to worry about your girl/boyfriend what ever it is you have......dont always have to do shit with them when you dont want to

blahblahehelablablah
 
Dont u guys ever think of what u might be missin out on in a relationship?

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My halo needs some duct tape.
 
no. hehe

My pimp ring is man enough for all you bitches, werd up Jay Jay, Natalie Portman could share my bed any time of day or night, haha, wiiiiikkid!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
Yeah, Aeden's a super cool girl; nice, smart (well most of the time) AND she's rich! Go for it guys!

 
yah, werd, Aeden, you're a badass rad chick

I love being single, but then again I do live in a part of the city totally inhabited by universtiy students where chicks outnumber guys 2 to 1, it's all good, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
Wait a second...didn't you have another post about not being able to find a decent skier guy a few weeks ago?

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
you must either be:

1) Fucking ugly

2) Moderately Ugly

3) Not looking hard enough

4) You smell really bad

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
The problem is people have this idea that if they are single they don't have sex. Actually you can have more sex. So what's missing. The large dinner bills, constant headaches, less weed. I've already got friends.

'Fletcher is the shit, man' -larose
 
i'm over relationships... they're dumb - after a while you get bitched at and get tired and bored of the same old thing...

...but right now there's this one chick i'm working on (no clue where i want it to end up) but the problem is - she wants me to cut me hair... not sure if i'm ready for that...

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
Don't do it Darryl!! Fro's Before Ho's!!!!!!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
that was nice tim

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
that attracted to moose thing would also apply to the girlfriendless andy lemke..hehe

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
I cut my hair a few months ago for business, and it made me depressed. Keep your hair, it's your livelihood! hahaha!

Fwqwhgads!

The only member of the 'Early Riser Coffee Club'

 
hahah IT's all about the single life..if you's in a relationship, you can only have sex with ONE girl..ONE!......O-N-E! that's less than TWO! and unless you love the person...why bother except for the experience...you get better(and more important) experience from sleeping around and leanring how to fuck better. Then you can really look for a woman who is worthy of you. Because you can't love someone who kisses your ass.

'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
 
well dude ive ben single for about a month now after two and a half years, and i love it. but then again, you do feel like something is missing and you feel all depressed and shit because you miss the perfect 'her'. But hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea, it's just the ones which are sea bass that piss me off. eersince i broke up with jenny (my ex) girls dont stop calling my house. For real i think that i will need some raid pretty soon. anyway being single does suck yeah, but you have to be aggressive in findind somebody. like just walk up to somebody and start talking to them, get to know them and stuff. that's what i do. see how things work out.

seth: 'so this is your first time skiing'

me: 'yeah'

seth' just follow me then'

*As he races down a double black diamond.
 
single is fun, a lot of the time!! ive been together with this guy for a while... and hes really cool and i seriously think im in love with him, but he doesnt exactly live within a twenty mile radius... or, twenty hours, for that matter. its good to have somebody there, that you know cares about you... but still be able to pimp--it--up!

~*Blonde is a lifestyle... not just a hair color*~

**And yes, it seems as though im going nowhere, really fucking fast...**

-my life is my life alone, not yours to take away not yours to dictate, i am who i am, accept me or leave.-
 
i'm telling...

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
Pfft relationships are all good, beats being single any day imho. Go out meet new people and hopefully good things should happen :D

Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!

 
hey crazy....don't worry, Im moving closer soon

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
god, it sounds like you guys all hate relationships, i think you guys all must have just had bad experiences or something. me and cindy have the best relationship ever. she is absolutely my best friend, is really really smart, really funny, and doesn't take shit from other people (i.e. she's a bitch to assholes) she's a fucking better skier than me, and we always go hiking/kayaking/camping, etc. not only all that, but she's fucking dynamite in the sack. i don't know what you keep saying about doing a bunch of girls skipimp, you don't learn anything like that. i figure you just gotta find the right person, and when you do you keep em forever. my life would be totally fucked if i lost cindy. being single would be ok, i guess...sure---Sex can wait, Masturbate!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
i got nothing against relationships - i just have a serious chick fetish so being with one chick for too long gets boring...

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
a fetish for girls huh? never heard of that before! presonally dogs turn me on, male ones

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Male Dogs????

Its all about the snaping turtles, they give mad-good head... you sound try it some time.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
roger that, doing it now.........hey! you're right! good call!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Obviously I agree with Sean (Brit1275). Being in a relationship rocks! There's always someone thinking about you and someone to share everything with. Jumping from person to person brings you nothing but STD's and a bunch of girls/ guys who hate you.

 
Studly Truck Drivers? haha, word

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
ive been single for 5 years, ill go out with you, where you live, USA, i live in New Zealand, do you rekon it could work??? aha.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
being a fourteen year old with no girlsfriend or prior experience, i will remain quite in my corner.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
Its hard having a girlfriend in college, I mean theres millions of hot girls around you everywhere you go, and half the time, either they or you, are drunk, so there's really no chance on NOT having sex with them. Dont give in to the temptation of only sleeping with one girl, I beg of you all!

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I write messages on money.

It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
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