Being emo= better skier

duhamelski

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i was thinking about this and i conluded that becoming emo might indeed make me a much better skier. i would have a whole new attitude on things. "my life is crap so i don't care if i die doing this" or "no one will miss me if i die" are both common thought of emos which might give them an edge when it comes to pushing the limits.
 
"you could whore yourself to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks, or you could whore yourself to 5 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks"
 
being emo is for fags. you dont have to think you wont be missed if you crash the huck, you just have to have big balls and think "if i land this huck, ill be cool." grow some balls and dont be a pussy emo.
 
ok. now emo skiing is coming upon us. this thread was 2005 so lets fill in the last 2 years. GO
 
hmmm... or you could be GANGSTA AS FUK AND KNOW YUR GANGSTA AND LAND EVERYTHING WITH MEGA STEEZE BECAUSE YOU JUST KNOW OF HOW MUCH GANGSTA-NESS AND GANGSTROCITY EMINATE FROM YUR BODY. GANGSTA.
 
emo skiers are gay, cuz they have really really bad style cuz the whole time your just saying, damn those tight pants are so gay... and then you never realize that they actually did a trick.
 
a few years ago my girlfriend broke up with me and I was super pissed and the next day I went skiing and didn't give a fuck about falling or anything and I learned 360s.
 
emos wouldnt work in skiing cause they would be at the top of a run in and they would be like FUCK im such a pussy and i suck at skiing and i hate myself and my life and then they would whip out a razor and cut their wrist and bleed to death and then people would ski over them and they would be covered with snow and then they would be part of the run in.
 
Emo skiing = the shiznat. Also old threads rock. Unfortunately my ski pants are normal (one pair) and baggy (the other pair) but I do wear girls jeans... and I have bangs
 
haha thats a good way to think about it, I actually loveeee the style of people who where tight pants, like most of the surface riders, its so stylely
 
"Slap that ass and ride the wave."

What is that from? It seems so familiar. Something on tv maybe?
 
the only thing an emo kid is good for is to see how far u can push them before they try to fight. then u just beat their ass. if you want to not care about falling ski drunk or on vicatin, or high. all these make your mind not care, and you dont have to smash ur balls when skiing.
 
everybody does at least one fat chick. i'm sorry thats just how it goes. if you say otherwise your either lying or in denial.
 
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